Buckshot Bear

Little Johny went down to the local jetty to catch a fish. He had his old coke bottle with several broken fishing lines tied together, a single rusty hook, an old wine bottle cork top for a float and a bit of mouldy old bread for bait. When he got there, there were several seasoned fishermen already there with their custom made fishing rods, Shimano Stella SW600 reels fitted with the ultimate Seaguar Threadlock braided fishing lines and a selection of fresh bait, spinners and colourful hand crafted lures. They were equally spaced apart sitting on expensive Trailhead camp chairs and all were wearing Columbia shirts under fishing vests adorned with a variety of lures and spinners.A couple of the blokes made room for Johny and gave each other a smirk before settling back in their chairs. Johny threw his line in and before he could sit down, the line jerked and almost pulled him over into the water. He could barely hold onto the line and he struggled for about ten minutes before finally managing to pull the fish onto the jetty.The other guys were gobsmacked. The fish was about as big as Johny himself, but he managed to pick it up and stagger home with it. When he got home he called out for someone to open the front door. His Mum came out and exclaimed "What a magnificent fish Johny!" and told him to put it on the kitchen table.The whole family gathered in the kitchen marveling at the size of the fish and how wonderful Johny was for catching it. His father said "I wonder what sort of fish it is. Ill get the encyclopedia and see if its in there."Little Johny said "Don't worry dad, the blokes down at the jetty said it was a F****g Fluke

Fair dinkum those damn Aussies always s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g the truth!!!!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit-proof_fence

The largest cattle station in the world is located in Australia and it's bigger than Israel. In Australia, sheep outnumber people 2.5 to 1 (in 2020). The Australian climate is one of extremes with the highest temperature ever recorded being 50.7 °C (123.3 °F) on 2 Jan 1960 in Oodnadatta (SA) and the lowest, −23.0 °C (−9.4 °F) on 29 June 1994 at Charlotte’s Pass (NSW). The Dingo Fence runs over 5,530km through Queensland and South Australia. It is the longest fence in the world and is 3 times the length of the Great Wall of China! In 2005, security guards at Canberra’s Parliament House were banned from calling people ‘mate’. The ban lasted only one day. The venom of the elusive platypus can kill a dog. Australia has the largest population of feral camels (wild camels) in the world. There are an estimated 1.2 million camels roaming around 37% of the Australian mainland across Western Australia, South Australia, Queensland and the Northern Territory. Aussies drink 1.7 billion litres of beer per year (that’s about 680 bottles of beer for each adult.) Aussies eat over 270 million meat pies a year (and there's only 25 million if us!). 20% of the worlds gambling machines (pokies) can be found in Australia, with more than 80% of Aussie’s participating in some form of gambling (move over, Las Vegas!)

Australian of the year nomination_ _ By Blokes Advice.mp4

While we do have the domesticated turkey here on farms and intensively raised for Christmas. We also have the Australian Brushturkey - "The Australian brushturkey or Australian brush-turkey or gweela, also frequently called the scrub turkey or bush turkey, is a common, widespread species of mound-building bird from the family Megapodiidae found in eastern Australia from Far North Queensland to Eurobodalla on the South Coast of New South Wales".

Triple OOO for us here is what you guys have as 911

Exceedingly so!

It's a bit of a worry. What the hell is this crap that there selling in Woollies supermarkets?