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Ozark Huckleberry

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  1. Years back I coached junior high wrestling. Wrestlers used to be required to wear a tie to school on days they had an intermural match, so several would bring ties to Monday's practice to get them tied to wear the next day. I'd be willing to wager that even 20 years later there are still ties that I've tied hanging in some of these guys' closets.
  2. No camo. No ATVs (can't figure the vehicle; poss. hinged windshield -- Jeep?)
  3. Snowflake ribbon with a yellow stripe. Nice detail.
  4. He's from the government: 1. Gets himself where he can get the most visibility. 2. Adds to everyone else's load. 3. Contributes little to getting the job done. 4. Will take as much credit as the people actually doing the work.
  5. Some journal writings from the 18th century American colonies referred to it as, 'a flourish'.
  6. A lot of them that came here from there came here because they ran out of other people's money there.
  7. Yeah, I gotta throw a bone, right? 95% is still better than a lot of of my stages.
  8. 20 Amazing and Shocking Facts about the World 1. Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water. - The Mpemba effect. Hot CAN, not will. Doesn't always happen. 2. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. Most paintings don't have eyebrows. Or any other body parts. They're flat. 3. The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language. That's why it's used to check key-function on typewriters. Remember typewriters? 4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Most frequently over-exercised, too. 5. Ant's take rest for around 8 Minutes in 12 hour period. Unless I see them around the house. Then they take one rest. Period. 6. "I Am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. No. 7. Coca-Cola was originally green. The bottles, yes. But Coca-Cola has always been brown. 8. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. Mohammed = 45.7 million. Maria = 61.1 million. 9. When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less. Best time to weigh, then. 10. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand. Dogs and cats have a nictitating eyelid, too. 11. There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." More people should be abstemious in their facetiousness. 12. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. North America, South America? 13. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. On average. Mrs. H. accounts for a few people herself. 14. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. What about TYPEWRITERS? 15. Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit. And I hope I never see either of them.. 16. Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system. Okay. 17. Women blink nearly twice as much as men! And when they start, you probably should step back a bit. 18. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. What if you have inhaled poison? 19. It is impossible to lick your elbow. At least try to put up a good fight. 20. Pigs can't look up.
  9. 1890 they paid to see odd stuff because there were no Walmarts.
  10. I'm guessing it's how 'permanent' was spelled on the plate. Kind of a, 'You had ONE JOB,' kind of post.
  11. Everyone knows the bolt head goes on the hot side.
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