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Utah Bob #35998

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  1. 50 minutes ago, Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 said:

    Your Kubota isn't as dirty as ours is, UB. It gets parked in a barn with bats, pigeons, and other birds for company. EEEWWwwwwww!:o:lol::blink::blush:

    I usually keep a tarp over it. The tap was pretty shredded when I got home after 4 months. :D


  2. Was it this'n?


    The Saloon


    There’s something about this here Saloon

    You can’t always figure it out

    Sometimes it looks like the phase of the moon

    Has left a few people in doubt


    A lunatic here, a big screwball there

    They’ve all bellied up to the bar

    Some are just young'uns and some got no hair

    They come here from near and far


    Bankers and lawyers and bakers of pies

    Farmers and realtors too

    Good looking women with bright shining eyes

    An occasional war horse or two


    Everyone’s laughing here most every night

    That’s the attraction I guess

    Get away from your troubles, and keep it all light

    Even if the whole world’s a big mess


    ‘Course it’s not all just jokin' and clownin' around

    Sometimes a ruckus will start

    But a smile will break out where there were a few frowns

    That’s a sight that’ll warm this ole heart


    It’s a real melting pot, this old Saloon here

    Maybe that’s why it works so well

    A slice of America and a cold glass of beer

    And the sound of the Liberty Bell


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  3. 1 hour ago, Trailrider #896 said:

    Might need some help from Capt. Video and his Video Rangers, with some additional personnel from Space Academy U.S.A., in the world beyond tomorrow, 2350 AD! (In some of the scenes there are space ships landing by backing down on their exhaust plumes.  Now who ever heard of such a thing? SciFi, right?  Wait...what's that, Elon? :D )

    One of the SpaceX engineers was talking about a meeting they had. They were trying to figure out how to increase the size of the chutes to soften the landing a bit. They were going back and forth about circumferences, material, stress points, drag coefficients, etc.

    Suddenly Elon spoke up and said, "Why don't we just use 4 chutes?"

    And they did. :lol:

  4. 8 minutes ago, Arizona Gunfighter said:

    UB, the movie you were watching was called "Close Encounters of the Third Kind".  Richard Dreyfuss and Teri Garr starred in it, along with some cool little grey aliens.

    Right. Why did I type First? I've seen it probably 20 times. :D

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