Cypress Sun

Dale Gribble. Love that character. I miss that show.

May be unpresidented but the right side looks like Diane Feinstein.

I don't know but better send Lawyers, Guns and Money.

Yeah but you have to watch that neighborhood, a little old lady got mutilated there late at night.

Vic's actually. But if you must know, I was looking for a place Lee Ho Fooks, gonna get big dish of beef Chow Mein.

I saw a werewolf with a Pina Colada in his hand, His hair was perfect.

It had to steal Santa's sack as it doesn't own one of it's own.

Elves way of saying Kiss My A**.

Turns out there was 72 urchins waiting for him.

There was a guy that worked on a jobsite that I was on that had a "truck" much like this one. Pretty sure that it was a V-8 motor running on 3 cylinders dragging a pile of rust, behind it, around town. Wasn't quite as bad as this one...but real close.

I've got all the tools that I need. Now guns and vehicles...that's another story!

Those weren't called boxes, they were called forts when I was a kid. The boxes were waxed, made them (sorta/kinda) rainproof...

When someone has to question a joke, it has no continuity.

Yep, kind of like bell boxes. How on Earth they let water in but not back out is unexplainable.

Couple of small wirenuts, butt splice or two, some black tape...like it never happened.

Or, at least, a Starbucks.

Man, the temptation...must resist...

You must go to WAY DIFFERENT bars than I used to.

What is that? Looks like a Lorena Bobbitt Voodoo dog with chips, cookies and...whatever that is.

I don't even drink coffee, but I could start!

If you've never been to Arcadia, you wouldn't understand!

It rubs the sauce on it's skin or it gets the hose again...

Obvious photoshop. If it were real, the road would be orange.

I hope I'm dead by 2293.