Cypress Sun

Hey, when it's cold, it's cold...what can I say.

Wouldn't that emulate a tape measure depending upon temperature?

Notice that the tattoo is not higher on his leg...

Not until you mentioned it. Just another way to hurt yourself around machinery. Listen to music/whatever while working with moving parts...stupid.

That would still hurt, but it wouldn't be the first time. Twice, I've seen the immediate aftermath of two women getting scalped. Pulled the scalp right off their heads leaving a large portion of their skull exposed, bled all over the place. Loose clothing can have the same results...sometimes worse results. Loose long hair and clothing have been a contributing factor in many injuries in the construction fields. Jewelry is another. People just don't realize that all it takes is a 1/2 second of inattention and their lives, and their loved ones, are changed forever. For this reason, I never wore jewelry, kept my shirt tucked in, watched my feet/shoelaces, kept electrical cords from wrapping and tried to keep my attention on the task at hand. Can't say that it always worked, but at least I tried to keep it to a minimum.

He got very lucky. I've never seen a beard get caught in a machine, but I have seen what happens when long hair gets caught in a machine. Very gruesome and bloody. Long hair and machinery with moving parts don't mix.

Out of curiosity, why do you avoid frozen/canned Brussels and canned peas/corn?

Dale Gribble. Love that character. I miss that show.

May be unpresidented but the right side looks like Diane Feinstein.

I don't know but better send Lawyers, Guns and Money.

Yeah but you have to watch that neighborhood, a little old lady got mutilated there late at night.

Vic's actually. But if you must know, I was looking for a place Lee Ho Fooks, gonna get big dish of beef Chow Mein.

I saw a werewolf with a Pina Colada in his hand, His hair was perfect.

It had to steal Santa's sack as it doesn't own one of it's own.

Elves way of saying Kiss My A**.

Turns out there was 72 urchins waiting for him.

There was a guy that worked on a jobsite that I was on that had a "truck" much like this one. Pretty sure that it was a V-8 motor running on 3 cylinders dragging a pile of rust, behind it, around town. Wasn't quite as bad as this one...but real close.

I've got all the tools that I need. Now guns and vehicles...that's another story!

Those weren't called boxes, they were called forts when I was a kid. The boxes were waxed, made them (sorta/kinda) rainproof...

When someone has to question a joke, it has no continuity.

Yep, kind of like bell boxes. How on Earth they let water in but not back out is unexplainable.

Couple of small wirenuts, butt splice or two, some black tape...like it never happened.

Or, at least, a Starbucks.

Man, the temptation...must resist...