Cypress Sun

And then it's one eyed fun and games.

Hey Kid, long time no see! Hope you are well and healthy. Yeah, the guy seemed okay at first but then did a Jekyll and Hyde. My last words to him (via PM) was "This conversation is over." I thought that I'd warn other perspective sellers about him. He gave me information that he owned a gun store in CA named Davis Gunworx. I looked it up after the nasty PM. Looks like it's a place near Sacramento. After the way he acted, I wouldn't sell him anything or buy anything from him, let alone a firearm. Good to see you alive and kickin Kid. Sun

You all may want to avoid a LEFTY MCDAVIS. He is a "guest" that joined 12/2 and inquired about a shotgun that I have for sale. I noticed that he is out of CA so I told him that my FFL usually doesn't ship to CA but I would check. I checked, he won't do it due to the various hoops he has to go through and the minimal amount of money he makes shipping guns doesn't make it worth his time. I thanked him for his inquiry and thought that was it. Not...below is the exact PM message he sent back. I masked certain words. He has been reported to the mods but his PM still is in my list. Hoops?? What Hoops? Like putting it in a box and taping a shipping label to the front? There are no f**king hoops. He’s just an a**hole who thinks he’s cool cause he doesn’t ship to California. People like that need to go out of business cause their pieces of s**t. In fact what is your FFL’s shop name??

Ever try looking through a scope at something 3' away? If you asked this question...I didn't think so.

I was sitting in another room than my gal. She was watching the tv news. Evidently, they had a story about a cat that looks like a lion. She said "There's a cat on here that look's like he's a lion". I said, "Doesn't surprise me, none of them cats tell the truth."

Are you saying they weren't?

Many a man has gone home with a beautiful woman because of alcohol...they just didn't wake up with them though.

Hey, at least the guy used GFI and AFI breakers. I've seen worse, not often though.

Probably wouldn't trip an FPE or Zinsco breaker due to the resistance. Same basic principle as a light bulb or heating element. There would be a entirely new chapter written for the NEC Electrical Code book and PETP (People for the Ethical Treatment of Pickles) would probably protest claiming that pickles are being subjected to electric shock torture....but I don't like pickles, so lets do it!

That must have hurt during the decal heat transfer. I would have tucked my necklace in.

I'm going with screenshot.

Yeah, I couldn't make it through...the scars run deep.

I knew every word by heart...

Tis but a flesh wound.

Do the raised letters on the sidewall say Home Depot?

Yeah...ever have one of those times that you wished a horse could read sign language?

Damn it, secret's out!

I've got a secret solution to the cat and Christmas tree dilemma.

You obviously don't travel much in Florida. The red lane shown is for retirees, New Yorkers and Canadians that have their cruise control set at whatever the speed limit is. The yellow lane shown is for the same group only their cruise control is set at 1 mph lower than the speed limit. The green lane shown is the passing lane in most instances.

Absolutely the best version ever recorded!