Cypress Sun

Let me guess, just e-mail his buddy who just happens to have exactly what you're looking for.

Yeah, but ours were edible.

OOOH, a bullet hole through the cranium would make the illusion even better!

Yep...that's me...from 1 to 9.

Is his name Hunter by chance?

DON'T be behind this guy at airport security. Trust me on this.

See how well that worked for her! I always try to have a Plan A, Plan B and a SHTF Plan. Having multiple plans have got me this far, so I'll continue it.

Rednecks just go to family reunions to pick up girlfriends/boyfriends. At least, that's what I heard.

Hmm, I must have missed that day in geometry class. In reality, I went to one week of geometry class and never went back. Got away with it too...until the grades came out.

The scarecrow said "The sum of the square roots of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side." Said the same thing, the opposite way.

Isn't that the opposite of what the Scarecrow said?

I always wonder if Gary Busey and Boris Johnson were somehow related.

The pot was probably extra.

Do we have to boycott Munster energy drinks now?

Eye In The Sky...boy that brings back some memories. The sun in your eyes made some of your lies worth believing...what a great line!

Before the '70's it caused by... 1850 to 1898...The damn Yankees caused them. 1898 to 1914...The Mexicans caused them. 1914 to 1939...The Germans caused them. 1939 to 1945...The Germans, Italians AND the Japanese caused them. 1945 to 1970's...They were all caused by Communism.

And they cut the ground prong off AND plugged it in so that polarity is reversed. Wait, is that a Bud Light in that coolie? That explains it now.

Can't be a teen...no cell phone in it's hand. Looks more like the druggies in Philly, Portland, San Fran or Seattle.

Time to get out the belt sander...you'll be down to bare metal before you know it!

I was never a fan of Three's Company, although I did watch a few episodes. I actually thought that this was from All In The Family which I was a fan of.