Cypress Sun

Don't know if you need a pistol or Holy Water.

I know it's not a meme but... An elementary school teacher decides she's going to do something different for class, she's going to hold up a piece of candy and the kid that names the candy gets to keep it. She holds up a Baby Ruth A girl says "That's a Baby Ruth" and gets to keep the bars. She then holds up a Hersheys Bar. A boy says "That's a Hersheys bar and gets to keep the bar. Then she holds up a bag of Hersheys Kisses. No one seems to know what it is, but one kid keeps starting to raise his hand and then lowers it a couple of times. She asks the boy "Do you know what it is?" "I'm not sure teacher." "Why don't you come up and look at it closely." The boy goes up and looks at the bag of candy and says "I'm still not sure." Teacher takes one out of the bag and hands it to him "How about now?" "I'm still not sure teacher." She tells the kid to unwrap it and put it in his mouth, he does. Teacher says, "I'll give you a hint, it's what your mommy gives your daddy every morning before work." Little Johnny in the back yells out "QUICK, get it out of your mouth, it's a piece of a**!"

"Gas lines about 10 years after the 60's".... you mean the 70's? Purely political and not based on ANY scientific discovery or information.

A right-hand draw on her Ruger LCP, appears to be a right-hand draw in the knife, holding the pump handle with her right hand...but her fit watch is on her right wrist. Right-handed people usually wear their watch on their left wrist. As far as being young again, naw...she's old enough.

Can't be real, there's a UFO, a large dog AND a barn disguised as a tree in the picture! Like the sheep said, "Don't be blowin' smoke up my *** and telling me it's climate change."

Come on man...don't try pullin the wool over my eyes...

Got a point there!

An old, pre-WWII battleship?

I don't think it's "random" with me anymore. I'm pretty sure that all of my body parts have conspired with each other to take turns. Probably drew numbers if I had to guess and I'm very sure that my knees pulled multiple numbers.

I know it's not a meme....just had to anyway.

I wonder what it would say with a light pencil coating.

Now, if only people paid attention to this... Driving would be much more friendlier.

They were never, ever, that clean...never.

Must have been the rich Corinthian Leather that helped them.

And I-75 in Georgia...just like they were for the last brood 34 years ago.

Or "You ain't gonna believe this s***"...

Bacon or sausage...or both! Or, going to Great Grandma's on Thanksgiving...the aroma stays with you forever....

Fun fact - Almost every one of the actors portraying the Black Widows biker gang was in at least one other Clint Eastwood movie other than the "Every Which Way" series.

Your phone number is still listed....

Doesn't look like the one in the picture had power run to it either. I've seen the no power to the fan but never the no hole for the fan. One thing that I used to warn homeowners about, if I noticed it while in their attic, was when ducted range hoods had open ducts just extended to above the drywall ceiling and had no ducting to the roof. Big time fire hazard. More than one house caught on fire due to that.

Hide her batteries.

Damn, I'm hungry now!

I hear he's quite the swimmer.

Maybe he has a woman come in once a week to clean up!

And beer refrigerator, giant tv? Why is the bed made...is he expecting female company?