Cypress Sun

They can....and will. The things you see at some of the parties in my Ute.

Jeez, he could have used his Dremel tool to knock the rough edges off of his professional weld job!

Frog has a great idea! Open mouth at speed (for any reason) and it's certain that a large insect, or a multitude of small ones, are going to congregate in front of you...GREAT plan there Froggie! Winner, Winner, Lepidoptera dinner!

Waiting for a wrecker...no bumper jack was going to lift that weight!

That's as rare as horse puke! I'll remember that one.

Some species of the Dragonfly can fly up to 60 mph, making them one of the fastest insects on the planet.

If it weren't for Scooby, they'd (teenagers) all be dead.

You're tasting the wrong side!😀

In honor of Ronnie Van Zant (lead vocals) Steve and Cassie Gaines (brother and sister/lead guitarist and backup vocals) Dean Kilpatrick (road manager, longtime friend) Walter McCreary and William Gray (pilot and co-pilot) Died 10/20/77 in a plane crash

No particular reason. Just like the song.

And getting zapped....even though it wasn't plugged in! Fun times!

After drinking a couple of Dos Equis and chasing whitetail...probably wouldn't be able to do much by the time he caught one.

And he's 91.

Naw... My money never knowingly murdered anyone, all of the tax vehicles crashed into my money almost immediately and there was never a "trial of the century" to get my money back. Oh, the glove didn't fit because it had shrunk, years after being soaked in blood.

You'd sell more Chevy trucks, Winchester would sell more rifles and mechanics would have more business, what's not to like!

That's funny? Take a closer look.

Yep, for a million? I'd look like Joey Chestnut on a hot dog.

You're missing Richard Pryor, Gallagher and Red Foxx, just to name a few.

That's exactly why there will never be a cure for cancer and many other serious aliments.

Something about this picture sez (in my best British accent) "I say Blokes, Have a dally at this!" Differs a little from the Southeastern US version however.

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

What did Dahmer sing every time he opened his fridge? "My bologna's got a first name, it's B o b b y...."