Blackwater 53393

Fee fee phi phi foe foe fumm!!

“Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?”

Snoopy

Desert

Lot Lizard

Corset

Hawaian Punch

Panhandler

Jessica Rabbit

Chintzy

Primates

Mink

Harry Chapin

Asset Management

Smoked sausage with peppers and onions!

I suspected as much. She is Schoolmarm’s younger sister and she has a evil sense of humor like I do. I think that I’m one of her favorite relatives, next to her sister. She is always extravagant with gifts to me, but we trade barbs like artillery barrages. ALWAYS FUN!!

Italian Sausage Sandwich

Second Mortgage

Granny Smith

With a couple slices of t’mater and some cheese, that’d be the start of a right fine sangwidge!! Don’t fergit the mayo!!

My sister-in-law sent me a card for my birthday. It reads: How to find out if you’re old. FALL DOWN! If people laugh at you, you’re not old! If people panic YOU’RE OLD!! I’m trying to figure out if she’s trying to reassure me or if she’s laughing at me!

Recompense

Retrospective

Foreword

Flechettes