Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984

Popcorn

Physics

Levitation

joke from WWII: If you have unknown troops in front of you and you want to find out who they are, fire a few rounds in their direction. If you are met with precision machine gun fire, they’re German. If you are met by a volley of precision rifle fire, they are British. If they surrender, they’re Italian. If there is a mass wave of infantry and tanks, they’re Russian. If there is a bayonet and sword charge, they’re Japanese. If everything is quiet for a minute or two, and suddenly you are in the middle of a massive artillery barrage and air strikes, they are American.

After a day fishing at a lake near his house, Boudreaux is walking home carrying two big ol' fish in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license. Naturally Boudreaux doesn't have one. He says to the warden, "I didn't catch dese fishes, dey are my pets. Every day I come down to de lake and dey jump out de bucket and I let dem swim for awhile, an' when I whistles, dey jumps back in de bucket so we can go home." The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. Boudreaux turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me den watch," as he throws the fish back into the water. The warden says, "Now whistle to your fish and show me that they will come out of the water." Boudreax turns to the warden and says with a smile, "What fish?"

Comedy

Show-offs

Stomach pump

Wardrobe malfunction

Peyote

Alliums

Onion

Corn

Allstate

Stonehenge

Potato water for bread for many reasons I decided to make my own bread. Basically I am not thrilled with paying the ever increasing prices for something that I really didn’t want. I’ve made bread before but I wanted a better loaf. One link I found mentioned potato water, boil spuds, save the water to be reused.it does not keep for long without spoiling. So, being the nerd that I am, I kept notes. I made mashed potatoes and saved the water, never added salt to the water. I reduced the discarded water to three cups and saved them. They will spoil in the fridge so it is best to freeze in eight ounce containers. I use delis as being the most convenient and cheap “Tupperware”. when preparing to make bread, thaw one container. I do recipes where I need a cup of water, I use a deli of potato water. Voila, I get what I want.

Confusion

Bruise

Flintstone

Glacier

Alfredo

Noodle

Boudreaux had received a summons to appear for jury duty. The judge was doing his preliminary interview of the prospective jurors, and asked them, "Is there any reason any of you could not serve as a juror in this case?" Boudreaux raised his hand and when the judge acknowledged him said, " Mais, I can't serve, Judge. I don't wants to be away from my job dat long." The judge asked him, "Can't they do without you at work?" Boudreaux answered, "Yeh, Judge, dey can do widdout me, but I jus' don't wants dem to know it."

Soup

Prehistoric