Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485

There are two rules for success: 1. Never tell everything you know.

Buddy of mine was a mechanic, things like this is why he never put is name on his tools.

My kid got me one of these for Christmas last year.

When my beard was longer it would get caught in the collapsible stock on an AR15. Just one of the reasons I wear it much shorter these days.

from the BabylonBee WASHINGTON, D.C. — The nation is in shock today following reports of representatives in Congress showing up to work for the 4th day in a row. Sources in Washington say this may be a new record, as most members of the House are used to showing up maybe once or twice per month while spending most of their time drinking cocktails with lobbyists and talking to CNN. Medical personnel has been dispatched to the Capitol Building to tend to any elderly reps in attendance, who aren't used to working this hard, while experts warn many of them may not last through today's grueling 5-hour workday. The House is expected to adjourn early today for the sake of any at-risk senior citizens.

Notice his ear pods are in that mess too?