Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485

my mother made a fake apple pie out of ritz crackers one time, fed it to my Dad. He commented on how good it was, she laughed and told him what it was, he was pissed. Told her never make that crap again. Till he found out her brother was coming for a visit, " make one of those pie for him" got a good laugh when my uncle thought it was good pie.

Fun fact, the UP was part of Wisconsin originally, but was given to Michigan as a consolation prize for losing Toledo to Ohio. Michigan came out ahead.

Does that beat a broken house?

The old navy, when the ships were made of wood and the men were made of steel.

The scarecrow said, "The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an Isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side." Not the opposite, just plain wrong.

The scarecrow didn't have a brain, just a diploma, pretty common actually.

Looks like something my teen aged self would have done, stuff small sized leather boots in large size crocs to screw with people.

FBI had a warrant

Maybe they came off the left side of a Dodge.