LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L

Married life after 60 During check-in at airport for a non-stop flight, the airline staff was very apologetic to the husband and said: "I am sorry sir, the flight is really full today. We couldn’t put you and your wife adjascent seats. Your seat number is 14A and madam's is 42H." Husband: "Oh, thanks. Do I have to pay anything extra to you for this favor ?" *Staff: "No sir, your wife has already paid."

Tanks. I needed that.

Rounding up, actually...