Subdeacon Joe

One time at church we cooked up a raft of chicken thighs for lunch. Or maybe it was leg quarters. First baked till done, then doused in BBQ sauce and finished over charcoal outside. Done and overdone. A woman came into the kitchen ranting at us that people were going to get sick because we were serving undercooked chicken. She was seeing the dark red next to the bone that happens when chicken has been frozen and thawed. We explained that we had baked then, covered, at 350°F for an hour to an internal temperature of 165, then they were further cooked on the grill. The meat would fall off the bone with a good shake. Nope...because there was red they were underdone and she couldn't be convinced otherwise.

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Only if you leave the container at the scene of the crime.

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Otto changed "transliterated"to "translated."

I was thinking about using phrases translated TRANSLITERATED from Serbian, but I always was told I needed to include at least one vowel.

Flying between the legs of King Kong would be noteworthy.

I like this time of year. It's the only time you can dig graves in your front yard and people will think they're decorations.

Thanks for catching that. The list does call for e pounds of loaf sugar. But, interestingly enough, I don't see sugar nippers listed. https://hearttohearthcookery.wordpress.com/2013/03/09/sugar-nippers/

Serving a Moonlight Picnic in 1914. Two waiters to serve 30 people. Zoom in to read everything.

I've not seen hot dogs in a can. Jars, yes. Cans, no. I don't consider the little Vienna Sausages to be hot dogs.

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That's a keeper! ADDED: Put 3 or 4 on a hogie roll, smother with gravy, and you have a nice sandwich.

The design of the motorcycle was developed by Tamas Jakus, giving the name to the concept Jakuza Atlantico.