Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967

I yam. But you'll get there, Kid~!

In case someone doesn't get it... the refracted/reflected colors of dirty oil on water.

"Strong enough to float a horse shoe. Hot enough to make it wilt. And if there are still a few crumbs of road apple clinging to said horse shoe, well... that'll just add to the favor."

I once accompanied a certain lady friend on a shoe-shopping "expedition." Seventeen pairs of shoes later, I threw in the towel and vowed to never, ever again give in to such a lapse of judgement.

And just in time~!! G-Blast Your Guide to our Top Deals

I know, I know... "roll" is mis-spelled. But the message is pure art!

I once had all but one hoof of a blacktail buck stuffed into the trunk of my 1974 Fiat 124 Sport Spider. The day after returning from a week-long, unsuccessful hunting trip to Siskiyou County, I was driving through the hills above San Mateo when the buck dashed out in front of me. The car suffered a cracked headlamp; the deer a broken neck. He fit, after I moved the spare tire and tools into the miniscule back seat. And oh yeah - different zone, but I tagged 'im with my unused tag... "just in case." Two or three other times I had blacktail bucks crammed into the front-end trunk of my '73 Super Beetle. (Them blacktail's ain't very big)