Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

You're right, ..... it don't get old ...........

bad, .......... I would probably say something badly, ....... thus bad language .......

...... but Hobos travel around on trains (everybody knows that) .... Swagmen usually walk ......

...... just goes to show that they can't get even the simplest facts straight

....... well, ... they are, but this is much worse

........... now THAT'S an attention getter ........

that stuff you guys flavoured Boston harbour with ....

Arkansas, from Deacon K C ...........

Them's not coffee pots. Them's 'lectric jugs ; a ceramic vessel used to boil water, mostly for your teapot , but also for "washing-up water. ........ if an Australian wanted coffee, you used the 'lectric jug to boil the water and added instant coffee to your cup. ( you know, the way God intended )

......... that's just greeeeeedy .......

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

...... with twin "sleeper" cab .........

I met a bloke who was crossbreeding French Bulldogs with Shihtzhus .......... ...... he sold the pups as "Bull Shihtz" and was getting $3,000 for each pup.

That's my cousin Wally; ..... he got a job as a roo-fer .......

......... in those outfits ............. probably not me

I still don't like Roseanne ....; ......... but I think a lot less of that other one .......

^^^^ whot he said ^^^^^^

I bet that you'd sober up right quick .......

I have called it a lot of things (most I can't repeat here), but I have NEVER called it food.

...... it's a Honda CBR 250 ......... were the cops on foot ?

........... yeah, ........ she could cook ......

"Infinite diversity in infinite combinations" .............. or, maybe not ........

........ what's that white stuff ?

........ this only works IF you have a hill to park it on .........

^^ what he said^^