Pandemic Monday

[Captain Bill Burt]

Pandemic Monday to the tune of Manic Monday by the Bangles

 

Six o'clock already

I was just in the middle of a dream

I was catching Corona

Thinking I was going to scream

But I can't be sick

'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid

These are the days

When you wish you had toilet paper to trade

 

It's just another Pandemic Monday

I wish it was Sunday

'Cause that's my fun day

My I don't have to run day

It's just another Pandemic Monday

 

Have to catch the later strain

Got to work from home online

And if I had an N95 mask

I still couldn’t get it off my mind

'Cause it takes me so long

Just to figure out who's got the bug

Blame it on the strain

But I can’t give anybody a hug

 

It's just another Pandemic Monday

I wish it was Sunday

'Cause that's my fun day

My I don't have to run day

It's just another Pandemic Monday