Just saw something I KNOW we've all wante to do at one time or another

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Da Vinci Code.

 

The French police Captain is talking to the Air Traffic Controller. The fugitives have escaped by air, and he wants to know where they went.

 

Capt. - "I need to know their flight plan."

 

ATC - "Ten minutes."

 

Capt. - "I asked for their flight plan."

 

ATC - "I'm on my break. I'll get it for you in ten minutes."

 

Captain punches him in the face, and he falls to the floor screaming, "My nose, my nose."

 

Capt. - "Flight plan. Please."

 

ATC - "I'll sue! I'll sue!"

 

Capt. kicks him twice, hard, in the ribs. "S'il vous plaît".