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I move for a new national holiday whatchatink?


Chili Ron

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Howdy,

I have searched the internet for many many seconds and have determined

the inventor of the miracle of our age should be recognized with a national

holiday on his birthday.

Joseph Polley born November 29,1915, is credited for invention of the

drum ROLL please

mute button.

 

Don't turn it down make it stop the noise.

We should celebrate with champagine and by giving loved ones mute buttons.

All mute buttons should include proper batteries, installed with correct polarity.

 

And the mute button should be renamed the Polley.

Hand me the Polley.

Hit the Polley.

Further, the Polley should be made with a gold chain so one can hang it from

the wrist or around the neck.

November 29, World Polley Day.

Remember, silence is golden.

 

Best

CR

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