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Only for those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate -

 

1967: Long hair

2011: Longing for hair

 

1967: KEG

2011: EKG

 

1967: Acid rock

2011: Acid reflux

 

1967: Seeds and stems

2011: Roughage

 

1967: Hoping for a BMW

2011: Hoping for a BM

 

1967: Going to a new, hip joint

2011: Receiving a new hip joint

 

1967: Disco

2011: Costco

 

1967: Rolling Stones

2011: Kidney Stones

 

1967: Parents begging you to get your hair cut

2011: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

 

1967: "Whatever"

2011: Depends

 

Just in case you weren't feeling old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this years incoming freshman. Here is this years list.

 

The people starting college this fall were born in 1993.

 

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

 

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

 

Bottle caps have always been childproof and plastic.

 

The CD was introduced 3 years before they were born.

 

They have always had cable tv.

 

Jay Leno has always hosted the Tonight Show.

 

Popcorn is always cooked in a microwave.

 

They never went swimming and had thoughts about JAWS.

 

They don't know who Mork was or where he came from.

 

They never heard: "Wheres the beef." "I'd walk a mile for a camel," or "de plane, Boss, de plane..."

 

Do you feel old yet?

 

It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking.

 

Professor Tull

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