Passing Gas

[Deadeye Doug Dalton SASS#65449L]

This very fat lady went to the doctor because her friends told her that she often passed very loud and very nasty farts, but she never heard or smelled them. The doctor gave her some pills and told her to come back in a week.

 

When she returned, a week later, she said that now she could smell the farts, which were very bad, but she still couldn't hear them.

 

The doctor said, "Well, we've cleared up your sinuses, now we need to work on your hearing."

 

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There was this sales lady who was demonstrating "Pine Scented Aerosol Spray" in the local hotel. As she was walking down the hall, she was overcome with a tremendous urge to pass wind. There was no Ladies Room in sight, so she ran down the hall to the elevator. She just made it into the elevator and closed the door, when she let it rip. It was a monster, it ripped her panties, her make-up started to run, and the paint started to peel off the elevator walls. Just then, the elevator started to move. In a panic she grabbed one of her "Pine Scented Aerosol Spray" cans and emptied it into the elevator. The door opened and a man got in. He said, "What's that awful smell?" She said, "What does it smell like?" He said, "It smells like somebody $hit under a pine tree."

[Waimea]

the paint started to peel off the elevator walls.

 

The image in my mind...

 

 

Waimea