Uno Mas SASS #80082 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 A black guy, a white guy, a Christian, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get you, Mr. President?" HT: View From The Porch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Tull, SASS #66742 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 This past February 20th, I had fixed lunch for my girlfriends 7 year old niece, and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?" Being a rather bright 7 year old, she replied "It is Presidents Day". I then asked her, "What does Presidents Day mean?", expecting an answer that had something to do with Washington or Lincoln.....etc. She replied, "Presidents Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have one more year of unemployment." It really does hurt when hot coffee spurts out your nose.............. Tull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denver Don Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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