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A Saloon Joke

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A black guy, a white guy, a Christian, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar.

 

The bartender says "What can I get you, Mr. President?"

 

HT: View From The Porch

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This past February 20th, I had fixed lunch for my girlfriends 7 year old niece, and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"

Being a rather bright 7 year old, she replied "It is Presidents Day".

I then asked her, "What does Presidents Day mean?", expecting an answer that had something to do with Washington or Lincoln.....etc.

She replied, "Presidents Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have one more year of unemployment."

It really does hurt when hot coffee spurts out your nose..............

Tull

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