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Norvegian diet

 

Ole was turning 78 and was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

 

The doctor said, "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

 

When Ole returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!

 

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

 

Ole nodded... "I'll tell you though, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dat 3rd day."

 

"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

 

"no, it wuz from all dat skippin!"

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