Buckshot Bear

Alpo if you mean the above photo, its a python eating a Ring Tail Possum. They'll even get a kangaroo down them, this one is eating a Wallaby sorry @Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

Poor Ring Tail Possum

"A light lunch of dry biscuits and spreads (margarine, vegemite, cheese, jam) was provided with the intention that this could be stowed in the pocket, and thus obviate the opening of the field pack for the midday meal"., https://vietnam.unsw.adfa.edu.au/keeping-the-troops-in-the-field-part-1-rations/

Australians in Action - Vietnam War @St Louis Suomi #31905

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?"

Saturday morning Bruce got up early to go for his weekly fishing trip. He was moving quietly so he would not wake his missus, got dressed, filled the esky with beer, and slipped quietly into the garage. He hooked up the boat up to the ute , and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so he pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be lousy all day. Bruce went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. He cuddled up to his missus' back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." Sheila replied, "Hmm come closer, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

Collection of hilarious maps sum up life in Australia https://www.escape.com.au/destinations/australia/collection-of-hilarious-maps-sum-up-life-in-australia/news-story/dde139d5864283330ac7abbf0225d86e

Useless information unless you come for a visit - Australians don't tip (per se), we're not tight arses, its just not part of our culture.

Hessian or the up market woven polyethylene bags?

You have carpet????

"Don't be a hero mate" Please trust me, we ain't all like this fella (but I ain't speakin' for @Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062)

LOL Vegemite....couldn't imagine life without it....its good tucker! Fosters.....this is honest....I've never seen a fellow Aussie put that to their lips. That's one of the biggest Aussie scams we run on the world

The Aussie Humour Thread (Yep that's Humour with a U)

She sits up on my desk with me when I'm on my computer, started as a puppy and its just something she always does