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Buckshot Bear

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  1. Australian Flying Fox colony
  2. LOL I got more....lots more
  3. Aussies love horse racing. Here is a list of Aussie one-liners jokes about Australians and their immense love for this adventure sport. 62. Where did they take the sick horse? They took him to the horse-pital. 63. What is a horse racer's favorite television show? 'Neigh-bors'. 64. What is a common ailment among racing horses? Hay fever. 65. What happened to the pony who went to see the doctor? He was feeling a little hoarse. 66. Why did they say that racing horses have a negative attitude? They keep saying, neigh. 67. Have you heard about the horse racer who went on a horseback world tour? They call him a globe trotter. 68. What happened to the new horse riding club? The business kept falling. 69. Where did the newlywed horse racing couple stay? In the bridle suite. 70. Why was the horse racer standing behind the horse? Maybe he just wanted a kick out of it.
  4. Blue one is a Torana I think.
  5. Pizza Hut circa 1970 ( I think they've all closed down in Australia now)
  6. 1. Why did the H.R. hire the Australian animal for the job? He was koala-fied for the post. 2. Why do kangaroo mothers hate the rainy season? Because their joeys are stuck playing inside. 3. What will you call a lethargic joey? A pouch potato. 4. What did the Australian guy say to the koala? I understand your situation, but you need to bear your pain. 5. What would you call an unidentified object which landed in Australia? Australien. 6. What did the Australian guy reply when a tourist asked if he could see kangaroos on the roads? He replied, "Well, it depends on your eyesight, mate." 7. Where do kangaroos go when they are sick? To the hop-spittle. 8. Heard about the animal press conference which took place in Melbourne? It was about gender e'koala'ty. 9. What did the kangaroo say when she saw a newbie at the party? I have not met her'bivore. 10. What did the Aussie said to his friend who was joking about koala bears? Please stop; I can bear'ly handle any of the puns. 11. What's a nerdy koala bear's favorite element? Bear-ium. 12. Why was the koala bear feeling shy? She was feeling em'bear'rassed. 13. Where do Australian animals go for vacation? Koala Lumpur.
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