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Father Kit Cool Gun Garth

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  1. My boss has asked that I prepare a Presentation listing the key benefits of a plan using bullet points.

    Having heard this terminology in the past, I wanted to make sure that I was understanding what he was requesting.



    Using this knowledge, I submitted the following to my boss.



    With the implementation of this new directive, the following will be accomplished:


    image.png.b7988c1e8200748f246075a42bf2be73.pngAn increased revenue stream will be realized;

    image.png.b7988c1e8200748f246075a42bf2be73.pngAccess to all facilities will be streamlined;

    image.png.b7988c1e8200748f246075a42bf2be73.pngAny permit fees will be automatically waived;

    image.png.b7988c1e8200748f246075a42bf2be73.pngAlcoholic beverages will be permitted during business hours.


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  2. A thought came to me seeing the joy that our two current girls have brought to my wife and I these past 11 years so far.

    (We lost our first two girls after 18 years and 15 years)

    How many of you would give up seven years of your life* in exchange for one additional year of theirs?

    I believe if it was possible, we would. :wub:




    *And yes I know the 7:1 ratio of dog years is not exactly correct.

  3. It's the old frog in simmering water theory. :huh:

    Gradually turning the heat up and eventually you will boil to death. :o

    Reality TV (the sleazy kind) has oozed it's way into TV Land. :angry:

    Case(s) in point:


    The Real Housewives of (pick a city)

    90-Day Fiance

    The Bachelor and Bachelorette series

    Growing up Hip-Hop

    The Kardashians

    Temptation Island

    ....and the list goes on.



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  4. If you earn $600 or more as a self-employed or independent subcontractor for a business from any one source, the payer of that income must issue you a Form 1099-MISC detailing exactly what you were paid.

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  5. 18 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:


    Quaaludes = Methaqualone, Stumble Biscuits, Ludes, Rohrer 714's


    Now banned in the USA. They were very popular in the 70''s.. They were also  called "Disco  Biscuits". 



         Don Burleson Blog: TMI Examples

          Now I can't get the vision of you dancing to a Disco Ball Photo by jacket86 | Photobucket (With images) | Disco ... out of my mind! :o


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  6. Them be some BALD eagles indeed....:o

    I believe Utah Bob has more hair on his chin right now then these three combined! :P




    PS (Post Script):  :wub: to watch these type of LIVE feeds of Natural Habitat.

  7. 1 hour ago, Chili Ron said:


    If you type names just a little different from the real site you can

    wind up on a trouble site.

    Its good to use your bookmarks or favorites.

    So many try to get something for nothing.





    Chili Ron is correct....I once misspelled image.png.1a2a9201cb27bebe1dea7492e8175961.png by one letter and a Porn site appeared! :angry:

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  8. On 6/2/2020 at 2:26 PM, Mild Bill #2326 said:

    All are in very good or better condition. Five for $75, shipped. Satisfaction guaranteed. If interested, please mail direct to mildbill2@verizon.net. Thank you.

    ShirtsJPG 1.25 MB · 52 downloads


    @Mild Bill #2326,

            You may not have gotten any responses to your Classified Ad as the file has the wrong name. It should read Shirts.JPG.

            If you could save and/or rename the file we would be able to open it to see the pics.


  9. 2 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said:



    On the right track. ;)

    What's ironic?


    2 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said:

    Will this bit of knowledge give us WORLD PEACE in our time?


    Only if you sing a John Lennon song! :D


    2 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

    Annoying riddles? :P


    Not this one. :D


    1 hour ago, Utah Bob #35998 said:

    Sort posts??


    Nothing o do with that. SASS related, not necessarily the Forums. :(

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