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At first I thought “Just great! Every night has been cloudy for weeks and I am missing this…” then I realized I saw the words “Southern Hemisphere”.
More info
https://earthsky.org/tonight/nova-or-new-star-visible-in-vela/-
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I have been called “bigot” and “racist” for calling out idiots or irking an imbecilic driver in traffic. I always respond the same way. I yell “Thank you for showing me what you are” while flipping them off. Each time that has caused confusion then anger. Goal met!
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3 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:
Go to your room, and no TV for you tonight young man.
You say that like it’s punishment!
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Hmm…it looks like that now. The roads in New Mexico are atrocious if you’re not on a major interstate.
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5 minutes ago, Alpo said:
Did they cut it out because it was too too bad? Or am I having a hallucination? Because I thought one was "picked the wrong week to quit shooting heroin", and that wasn't in the clip.
I think they left out a couple.
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I used a Stoeger Coachgun that I bought in ‘97 that I pretty much used at every match u ever shot. I also bought a Liberty hammered coachgun in ‘02. I couldn’t get the hang of hammers, but the shotgun I bought had been slicked up by an idiot and I bought it to support my club. We needed funds to buy targets and supplies. So, it was for a worthy cause.
Anyway, I much prefer a hammerless coachgun to a hammered one. I have tried other hammered guns and ‘97 shotguns but always preferred my Stoeger.
I have sold nearly all of my cowboy guns, but I will never sell that Stoeger.
Anyone want a Liberty Coachgun imported by KBI? It has weak springs.
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Only 176 days until Christmas!!!
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Someone needs to break out the disintegration beam / death ray device. You know we gotta have these by now.
Judge:”Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury how do you find the defendant?”
Lead Juror: “We the jury find the defendant guilty of two counts of first degree murder with additional charges. Guilty of laying in wait for the victims. Guilty of mayhem. Guilty of the destruction of property as well.”
Judge: “We have a new system now that has been implemented for all Capital Crimes in these courts. The jury that convicts also sentences the perpetrator.
The jury must now pronounce sentence or sentences.”Lead Juror: “Your Honor, the sentence is death. Immediate death.”
Judge, waving his hand toward the criminal: “Bailiff!”
The bailiff raises the Death Ray: ZzzBraaaazzzzzzzzzzz
The court sits bewildered. The smell of smoke, ozone and bad bbq fill the air. A short lady in grey coveralls walks up to where the criminal once stood and whips out a handy-vac and “Woosh”! Joey dirtbag is in his own dirtbag…
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2 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:
Sometimes I wonder why I ever gave up smoking…
Sometimes I wonder why I ever gave up drinkin’. The same goes for marijuana…Actually I gave that up due to work, responsibilities, being dependable, you know, adult type stuff…and drug testing
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Braining hurts some people so everything that irritates them is “bigotry”.
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12 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:
So was there buffalo or bison in upper state New York? You know, Buffalo, NY ?
They were buffalo chickens. Where do you think they got Buffalo Wings?
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A lot depends on what state you are in regarding elementary, middle and high scool.
In the state of Pennsylvania there was:Kindergarten - prep for first grade (not mandatory)
Grades 1-4; Elementary school
Grade 5; could be elementary or middle school
Grade 6-8; Middle school
Grade 9-12; High school
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11 hours ago, Calico Jack said:
My Stribog SP9A1.
I had never heard of these either. This one looks like fun.
https://palmettostatearmory.com/grand-power-stribog-sp9-a1-9mm-8-30rd-pistol-black-850003223056.html -
I prefer wood smoked over plain bison.
Apparently in this poll the wood bison is over the plain bison.
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When I was in the Navy, ‘79-‘83 we carried Colt 1911s in .45 ACP. At that same time I recall that a good friend of mine was in the Air Force. He was an SP - Security Police. They were issued Smith & Wesson .38 Special revolvers. I do not recall the model number of the revolvers.
He was baffled as to why they also didn’t use 1911’s in the Air Force.
It was my thinking that in his job he also carried an M16 where as when I was on duty all I had was the 1911. The .38 was a secondary weapon. For Navy ships, the 1911 was the primary weapon for security. -
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Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes
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