Cypress Sun

For some reason, this reminded me of the penguin and the ice cream joke.

Guarantee you, the order is wrong.

Redneck selfie?

Oh come on...at least they could toss the dog a finger or two.

I never liked Reggie Jackson. Nolan Ryan must have liked him...he threw fastballs BY him...

My gal and I went to Home Depot to get some metric threaded bolts which we found easily. She then told me that she needed some metric washers to go with them but didn't see any. I told her to ask the HD guy that was there in hardware and stood behind her, trying not to laugh, while she asked him. He looked at her for a second and then at me while I'm grinning like a loon. He tried to play along but couldn't...he started laughing, I started laughing...she wasn't laughing. It's now a joke between us. Anytime I go to HD, she'll ask me to pick up some metric washers.

During 45 years of being an electrician, I can honestly say that I didn't fall for many of the "go get the xxxx tool. I grew up using most of the construction type tools used. There are a few that I fell for though. It was much, much more fun sending helpers for non-existent tools or giving them misinformation. One of the best ones was giving a helper an old rubber hammer and having him drive an 8' ground rod with it...not allowed to damage the top of the ground rod you know. Damn if he didn't bring back a beat up stick about an hour later...and the ground rod was driven. I kinda feel bad about that now...naw, not really.

Speaking of that...has anyone seen Snoopy lately?

Yeah, they're on the slow balloon from China.

Is that a picture of AOC?

I suggest a bladed weapon such as the one used in Braveheart on William Wallace....in the same manner and usage.

The balloons haven't been any match for the F-22's although that's not a surprise. I doubt Bullwinkle will be much of a match for them either...but just wait until Rocky shows up, not gonna be so easy then.

Yeah, well...it wasn't written by Tom Jones. Just performed it.

I'm pretty sure that I still bear the scars of those damn pedals.

Obviously NOT!

I gotta tell ya, I've BEEN fired from a company for refusing to do stupid/faulty installs. Just because some salesman, architect, designer or engineer hires my employer to install their design or product...I'm the one that has to live with the result of the installation. As I said, I've been fired from a company for refusal to do what they told me to do. After 43+ years of electrical work, I can sleep with a clear conscience and a good feeling about my work, ethic and integrity. I've saved more than a few contractors money over the years by pointing out flaws in their planning, logistics and actual, real world jobsite problems. Been in some, shall we say, "interesting" conversations in 43 years. Up until he passed away a few years ago, every time I would run into an old co-worker he would remind me how I (supposedly) told the owner of the company that we worked for "You're a dumb m**********r". I always told him that I'd forgotten about that, I didn't.

Unfortunately, I have. If I was the installer, I would have refused to install it.

That's got to be photoshopped. Surely no one can be THAT stupid.

Alligators on acid...that would not be good. I know, it's a mushroom shown but think about it...drug plane goes down in the Everglades with psycho-active cargo aboard. First, it was the rednecks out froggin that "seen the plane go down", then...South Florida. Make a good horror movie though. Sharknado, only with gators racing out of the swamps. Heck, I'd go see that.

Looks like ya already tried once.

I am far from a Tom Brady fan...way far away. Can't stand him actually. That said, the reference pictured above is a photo shopped picture of Antonio Brown, a classless idiot with no integrity At least Brady had class.

I still have the giant paper. Naw, just kiddin'

Same here. Don't even need a clock with hands to tell time. A stick and a compass will do just fine.

It'd be nice if the honor system still worked, it can't with the internet. I've had good luck with the Classifieds, but I'm always vigilant. Money is too hard to come by, or to retain, to get ripped off by some scammer. I don't like being suspicious all the time either...but it's become a necessity in the real world.

Guest's cannot post a For Sale on the Classifieds. They can sell to you on "the side" however. I going to hold off on reporting him, just to see if he actually posts pictures. If he does post pics, what do you you want to bet that they are either stock pics or pics from another website somewhere.