Alpo

Tonight ain't my night for hairy-legged boys

Horny

Ginger

Beer

Stink

Smoke some crawdads

Porky

Walter

Knucklehead Smith

Pie

Socket head

Sally Rand

Conduit bender

State of mind

El Paso del Norte

Blanket

Snooty

Picky

Cole's Law

Brownsville Station

Mumbley peg

Knickerbocker

Longfellow

He doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, "You'll pay six to her" He says, "Now, Judge, suppose I fail?" The judge says, "Budge right into jail" You'd better keep her; I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee.

Love "Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy" Ohio Express