Not Wanted
According to my attorney, the honorable J. Mark Flint, the courts have issued a permanent restraining order and an order of protection against me, requested by one Lucifer Beelzebub, aka Satan, also referred to as Ol’ Scratch, The Devil, The Prince of Darkness, and Hades.
I am not to venture within five hundred feet of him or to even approach any or all known properties or places that he is known to frequent if he is present at such places!