LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L
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Chocolate Gravy
3/4 cup granulated white sugar
1/4 cup cocoa powder
3 Tablespoons self rising flour
2 cups milk
2 tablespoons vanilla extract
2 tablespoons butter
Mix the first three ingredients either by sifting or whisking in a bowl until no lumps remain. Add milk and stir until smooth and fully incorporated. Transfer to a saucepan and heat over medium heat, stirring frequently, until desired thickened consistency is achieved, usually 7 to 10 minutes. Remove from heat, mix in butter and vanilla. Serve warm over biscuits, waffles, pancakes, toast or what ever your heart desires.
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A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives this time of year, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished.
I finished a bottle of Crown Royal, a bottle of Bim Beam, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a boxa choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.
Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.
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Had a horse hit by a semi and ended up dead in the median. Summertime. By 10 am, the horse was swelling up. Got two calls there was a horse delivering a foal in the median.
No, he ain't having a foal. I'm sure.
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When a Dark Lord of Soot plays in the band...
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Very sorry to say that Two Ponies passed away September 28th. To say he led an interesting life would be an understatement. Two Ponies Obituary
He will be missed.
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Pretty damn accurate. My bosses terminated two sergeants at the same time yesterday. Guess they feel good about keeping the peons in line..
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Chicken Stew
1 chicken
2 cups onions, chopped
7 cups water
4c. canned tomatoes
4 cups potatoes, peeled and diced
3 T sugar
2 c. frozen or canned whole kernel corn
2 T butter
5 tsp salt
2 tsp pepperCook chicken until done in water. Remove chicken from broth and discard skin. Separate meat from bones and shred meat. Dip off as much fat from the broth as possible. Simmer potatoes in 1 cup of broth in covered saucepan until done, do not drain. Mash potatoes slightly, keeping them lumpy. Add corn, onions, tomatoes, sugar, salt, and pepper to broth. Cover and simmer for 20 minutes. Add potatoes and chicken and simmer slowly with lid off for at least 45 minutes. Right before serving, stir in butter and let it melt. Best if made a day ahead and reheated to serve.
I make this three or four times a year. It never fails to be good.
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Our latest. Now called Trudy, she was tentatively named Fleeta Rae by the rescue agency. Her foster called her "Fruit Loop". Of undetermined age, she's a cross between a long haired Dachshund and a Yorkshire Terrier. Somewhere in the background, she came up with a lower jawbone degeneration, resulting in a sever underbite and a protruding tongue. She's an absolute doll, and loves to play and snuggle.
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2 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:
Most serial killers started with animal abuse.
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Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes
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