LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L

You know, I’m pretty sure they stopped making ghosts after the Civil War. You never see a ghost with a man bun or smoking a bubblegum flavored vape.

I'm not a meme thief. I prefer the title "Social Media Redistribution Specialist".

"Just a thimble full"...

Let us never forget Tinker's alcoholic cousin, Drinkerbell...

Known as the "Block 40" in the inner city...

The boss called an impromptu meeting at work. After all of us were seated, he asked "Can anyone give me some examples of useless?" I raised my hand, and he said, "yes, and what are some other examples?"