Subdeacon Joe

Well done on both sides. https://youtube.com/shorts/ZmbwJwJ3i4Y?si=ydAjYK5KY1eaDlRg

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Tonight is like a combination of Christmas Eve and the night before a colonoscopy

It's not gneiss of you to keep posting schist like this.

Tactical Turkey Couldn't find on YouTube https://www.facebook.com/reel/483934318032156/?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

Didn't he work for BATFE?

One time about 35 years ago, on Hwy. 20 between Willits and Ft. Bragg, must have been about 0730, in very pretty Redwood Country, nice winding road , my wife (girlfriend at the time) was dozing. I saw a squirrel in the road 50 yards or so ahead. Being in a playful mood, I tapped the brakes,pointed like Donald Sutherland in "Invasion of the Bodysnatchers" and yelled "What's that?!?!" She came abruptly awake screaming and scanning around frantically. Then she heard me laughing. Started to hit me. "Hey! I'm driving! You can't hit me!" MAN! She was looking daggers at me for MILES! All this time later it's still one of our running gags.

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If they were grapes there would also be prosciutto on it. And maybe figs.

Hey! They took my suggestion!

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Norse Dad Jokes https://www.facebook.com/FairiesMythsAndMagic/videos/1071642554558695/?mibextid=NnVzG8

When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something." Dick Butkus "Butkus hit me so hard my body almost liquefied. He helps me up & says ‘You Ok?’ I said, ‘Yeah of course.’ He says, ‘Well if you’re OK, why are you in our huddle?’ He’d hit me so hard I’d followed him into the Bears huddle. He turned me around & sent me back” Denver RB Floyd Little #NFL #bears

What do you call a non-binary killer? They/them.

It's called a Louisville Slugger, and you can pick left, right, or center justify.

Could be worse....forced to watch a Raiders game to the end.

Suuuurrrrre you did! Correct. You need to par cook the bacon. Get it brown but not quite crisp. Drain it, flour it, batter it, then deep fry it.

Thanks. I couldn't decide if it was prank, revenge, or college art project.