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Oh LORDY...! We have a WINNER~!!!
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1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:
Then there's the Olphart family: Justin, Dustin, Rusty, Bear,Dusty, Buff, Grizzly, Dopey, Mopey, Trusty, Crafty, B. N., Ben N., Lazy, Easy, Handy, Hardy, Dan D., Otto Bean, Reverend, Sneezy, Howlin, Craven, Harry, Rinkelled, and Morris.
There's a bunch more but I can't remember them all.
Wait... ain't them those li'l fellas who helped out ol' Snow White...?
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Speaking of dogs...
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That lad is about to learn the meaning of the phrase "Corporal Punishment!"
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48 minutes ago, Too Tall Bob said:
Thanx to the moderator for pinning this
Indeed~!
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Cool!
Keep 'em coming, Warden!
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Atta boy, Hardpan! Hopefully you held that "dead mouse" up by it's tail!
Ha! That's exactly what I did!
Took the ladies a few seconds to register that it was a "mouse," and not a mouse.
On another note... I've been mentally reviewing my "gottado" list for the week - DANG! For being "retired," I'm sure gonna be a busy
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Haw!
Lumpy's undoubtedly right on both counts!!
Good thing I'm a fella of few words...
Sitting at my desk... "the box" on the floor next to me, gradually filling with shtuff... wastbasket filling faster... got a shriek out of the ladies when I said "Oh look! I found a dead mouse in my drawer!" then held up an old Logitech...
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did sumone say popcorn??
Liberally sprinkled with M&M's?
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Rye,
How long before anti-gunners submit legislation to ban anything that has an evil-looking trigger? :)
Shush, Dan... don' be givin' them any ideas!
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No... but my buddy Hank said that to his ma after he shot hisself in the leg with a .45...
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Everybunny is Kung Fu fighting !!
TOooo funny!!
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Years ago I had knee surgery in California and a friend bought me a sword / cane to use. It wasn't very sturdy but it was cool. I was showing it off at a party at a friends house and a lot of the attendees were police officers. That's when I found out that possession of a sword cane was a felony. I didn't get arrested as it was conveyed to me as "friendly advice" but I got rid of that thing pretty quickly after that. I am pretty sure they are still illegal in CA.
Isn't everything...?
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Now... if he would reverse "O's" order that outlawed military weapons, sold or donated by the US to allies, to be re-imported by private groups....
Criminies ~ it even applied to 1870's vintage Argentine Rolling Blocks!
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That's very cool, Joe!
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Blasphemy! Life without avocados is "like a day without sunshine."
I'm gonna plant me an avocado tree.
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If a movie was made about the true Ca. politics and the crooks & scum in Sac.
No one would believe it.
OLG
What Lumpy sez. Pretty much what I've heard from a few legislators I've spoken with over the years...
For those Californians looking to secede: Bless your hearts!
Ha ha ha....!
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Ya left out Crappy and Stinky~!