Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

what horrible, unforgivable misdeed could this canine have possibly committed to warrant such cruel and unusual punishment ? ........... ..... not to mention the embarrassment the poor pooch must be suffering ...................

well, .... that orta stop them ........

...... now don't get me started ......

....... ether of these will do the job .....

...... please stop spreading discord .......

....... well, .... your typical wombat eats roots and leaves. they live in wombat holes that they dig in the ground. and are tough as nails ........ so tough that they will kill your car if you hit one in it, ... and then get up and wonder away. (btdt) they do not fly, as a rule, .... and can be cranky little buggers. (if you think that kangaroo in the waterhole is dangerous, DO NOT try to pat or cuddle a wombat)

........... y'all might wanna watch out for wallabys too ....... ()

Thanks for explaining that Uncle Alpo, now I understand it too

no and yes

..... well, ... they certainly are the reason that PopTarts come with instructions .........

...................... you mean that's not him ?

.... and they pay someone for the privilege of printing it on the label .........

...... who'da thunkit ...... ?

Thanks Mate ...

I believe the gentleman to whom you refer is/was Darryl Sommers and his mate Oswald Q. Ostrich .... ...... this guy ...

..... only if they leave a "little something" on the driveway ........

...... hold them in your mouth and be "level-headed" .......

a Texan was bragging about his property ... ".... why, back home I could get on my favourite horse and ride on the one direction for three whole days and not get to the other side ... ". I said "Yeah, I had a horse like that too" ......

.... naturally ....

..... maybe, he did die in more than one movie ....... A folk song we learned in primary school ... "The Wild Colonial Boy" .... and ..."... Jack Doolan was his name ... "

........ one day you'll get it right ...

yep, they bred like rabbits .......

A statue of Ned Kelly, our most notorious Bush ranger ...... (he made Jesse James look like a choirboy )

The WhiteTail spider is one of our "special demons from hell" and also these: ....