Pony Express Message to Fort Parker

[Come On Christmas]

Tell Pit Bull Tex I am coming out Saturday Morning rather than Friday Morning disguised as a French Fur Trapper named Francoise (pronounced Franz Swaa).

 

In the real world, (yes, I do know the difference) I am substituting for a elementary school librarian who is still sick.

 

I will be accepting sponsorship for my well known speedy quick shooting skills. Ya'll pass around the hat. Have mercy on a poor boy. How much is it to shoot through on Saturday, anyhoo?

 

Francoise AKA The dastardly Shameless Womanizer