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Walmart again...hehe

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Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring

 

someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a

 

stack of 20 resumes she found four people who were

 

equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in

 

and ask them only one question. Their answer would

 

determine which of them would get the job.

 

 

 

The day came and as the four sat around the conference

 

room table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'

 

 

 

 

The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.'

 

It just pops into your head. There's no warning.

 

 

 

'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.

'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man.

 

 

 

'Hmmm..let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and

 

you don't know that it ever happened...

 

A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'

 

 

 

'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye,

 

that's a very popular cliche for speed.' She then

 

turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.

 

 

 

'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the

 

house and on the wall there's a light switch.

 

When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture

 

the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant.

 

'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.'

 

 

 

Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer

 

and thought she had found her man

'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.

 

 

 

Turning to Melvin, the fourth and final man,

 

Jennifer posed the same question.

 

 

 

Old Melvin replied, 'After hearing the previous three

 

answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing

 

known is DIARRHEA.'

 

 

 

'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response...

 

 

 

'Oh sure', said Melvin. 'You see, the other day I wasn't

 

feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before

 

I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT,

 

I had already shit my pants.'

 

 

 

Melvin is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

 

 

 

You probably will think of this every time you enter

 

a Wal-Mart from now on.

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lol that's a good one lol

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Howdy......Not only is this a good one...

IT IS ALSO VERY TRUE! Don't ask how I know......

 

Vern / Foothills... :blink:

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