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My new Doctor


Red Logan #12252

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I recently got a new Dr. He ran all kinds of test, blood work etc. and said he believed I was in pretty good health. I then asked him if he thought I would live to be in my 80,s. He then started asking me the following questions.

 

 

Do you use tabacco, drink beer, or hard liquor?

Oh no I replied, I'm not doing drugs either.

Then he asked, do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

I said, not much.... my former Dr. said that all red meat is very unhealthy.

Do you spend a lot of time in the sun like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking or bicycling?

No I don't I said.

He asked, Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex???

Why no I said.

He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit"

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