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Buckshot Bear

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  1. Damn...that face is soooo cute! I'd like to have one!
  2. A DAY AT THE RACES A Female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the ...little boys with their pants, and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes and shake them dry. As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the teacher said, 'You must be in Grade 3? 'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Atlantic Jewell in the next race, but I really appreciate your help.
  3. How would 'she' even be allowed to be a teacher??? https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/students-banned-from-taking-photos-of-teacher-with-zsize-prosthetic-breasts/news-story/fe6f210b5074b7edbaea98b876e42ba8
  4. Q: What do you call a Kiwi with a hundred lovers? A: A shepherd. Kiwi scientists have made a breakthrough discovery and discovered 2 new uses for New Zealand sheep? For both meat and wool. Q: I asked a kiwi how many sexual partners he had had... A: He fell asleep counting. Q: Why does New Zealand have some of the fastest race horses in the world? A: Because the horses have seen what they do with their sheep. What is a Kiwi's defense in court? "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence." Q: How do Kiwi's find sheep in long grass? A: Delightful!
  5. We're talkin' NZ.....forget about Kiwi's !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. Aussies never tire of this one..... New Zealanders..... Not so much
  7. The passenger steamer SS Warrimoo was quietly knifing its way through the waters of the mid-Pacific on its way from Vancouver to Australia. The navigator had just finished working out a star fix and brought Captain John DS. Phillips, the result. The Warrimoo’s position was LAT 0º 31’ N and LONG 179 30’ W. The date was 31 December 1899. “Know what this means?” First Mate Payton broke in, “We’re only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line”. Captain Phillips was prankish enough to take full advantage of the opportunity for achieving the navigational freak of a lifetime. He called his navigators to the bridge to check & double check the ship’s position. He changed course slightly so as to bear directly on his mark. Then he adjusted the engine speed. The calm weather & clear night worked in his favor. At mid-night the SS Warrimoo lay on the Equator at exactly the point where it crossed the International Date Line. The consequences of this bizarre position were many: The bow of the ship was in the Southern Hemisphere & in the middle of summer. The stern was in the Northern Hemisphere & in the middle of winter. The date in the aft part of the ship was December 31, 1899. The date in the forward part of the ship was January 1, 1900. The ship was therefore concurrently in: two different days, two different months, two different years, two different seasons and in two different centuries. Euller, John (Sept.1953). "A freak of navigation". Ships and the Sea. 3. p. 18
  8. U.S. to announce fusion energy ‘breakthrough’ This is pretty big news, still a ways off from this power coming out of a wall socket in your home. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2022/12/11/fusion-nuclear-energy-breakthrough/
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