Dutch Wheeler

What could I do that would be really, really impractical and stupid?

A little different rendition that what we may be use to...

Someone always has to be a Bubba!

And I toasted youSaid "honey, we may be through"But you'll never hear me complain

Then you are a lucky consumer.

The first thing to come to mind...

John Bell tried to rob Latino Cellular, but an employee at the store refused to open the register and walked out along with the customers — and then locked the door, trapping Bell inside, the video shows. Store employee Katrina Leon kept a cool head when Bell ordered her to open the cash register and calmly told him, "No," the video shows. “As soon as he entered and he just pointed the gun at at me, and I knew instantly I’m getting robbed again, but this time I didn’t open the cash register,” Leon told ABC News. “ I just locked him in, because when you lock the door outside, from the inside you can’t open it, so I knew he wasn’t going to be able to open it.” The windows and door had bars on them, essentially caging Bell with no means of egress. Bell attempted to get out by pumping four shots at the door’s lock, which withstood the barrage. After slamming himself against the door in an apparent attempt to force it open, Bell resorted to prayer in the hope of getting away, Houston police said Wednesday on their YouTube channel. "Please! Please! Please!" Bell pleaded, hands clasped and dropping to his knees. "I'm sorry, please! Help, please!” Bell’s prayers went unanswered, and police arrived shortly after and arrested him without incident.

Damn youngsters!

Yeah, but when your dog rips one in the middle of the night, right next to the air intake of your CPAP machine, let me tell ya, it will wake you up in an instant and make your eyes water!

And I thought this was going to be a "...Walks Into A Bar" joke.

THAT'S HILARIOUS! I may have to get me one of those!

Yes, I still have two of their albums on vinyl.

No expectations, no disappointments.

Just call them all the fricking Snowflakes! I'm about fed up with all this crap!

Does anyone think that the time has come to step up the quality of the SASS membership cards? I just renewed my membership this month, and half of all of the letters had flaked off of the membership card that I was sent.

She's a keeper!

Preparing for the second wave...

It would be refreshing to have more like him.

No matter how hard we may try, stupid is not fixable!

I'm still trying to figure out how does a Bore Snake get stuck in the first place... What caliber is the rifle, and what caliber is the Bore Snake for?

Instead of burning it out, plug the muzzle and pour pure Acetone into the breach and let it sit for a bit. The Acetone will dissolve the nylon, then go from there. If it has a wood stock, you might want to remove that first.

Looked like it might have been entertaining, so I DVR'ed it, haven't watched it yet.

I would imagine, loading it sucks.