Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
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2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
You want your beer back?
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7 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
Your wife could come up with the idea on her own!
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1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:
Politicians.
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35 minutes ago, Alpo said:
The reason he's having to go back to the store, is it she asked for "carton", and he came in with "bottles".
The problem is that the woman was not precise. Milk comes in several sizes of cartons. Half pint, pint, quart, and half gallon.
A man would have requested he bring back a quart of milk, or a gallon of milk. Precision, thy name is not woman.
My wife always has something to add to the list when I'm going to the store. I get what she wants, but get asked "Why didn't you get the large size/ small size / only one?"
"You said get this. That's what I got. You didn't SAY large. small, five..."
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47 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said:
Stealth Fighter wing...
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1 hour ago, Ozark Huckleberry said:
Because you know what you did.
And if you don't, I'm not going to tell you!
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10 hours ago, Alpo said:
Around here we refer to that as watering the horses.
Wouldn't that be watering the hoses?
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3 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
Last year I decided to shoot my own turkey for Christmas. Scared the He!! out of everybody in the Walmart.
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52 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:
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In other words you're just like the rest of us.
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5 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:
Having the Tea Party SHOWS how manly you are.
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8 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:
I already KNOW that it's me. But they're all too afraid of me to act on it anyway.
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7 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
I thought it was for a release from Covid lockdown.
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7 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
I think those are ceramic vases. The shape of the taller one isn't quite right to be a high pressure bottle. If they are bottles, the valve is gone and they are open to the air.
And they have plants sticking out the top.
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5 hours ago, Waymore Loco said:
One, because there are no bones in ice cream.
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2 hours ago, Raylan said:
He probably wasn't.
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7 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said:
Whoa Boy Howdy. I ain't touching that one.
I think I did!
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4 hours ago, Raylan said:
There's a reason they're called sheeple.
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2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:
I thought everyone in Southern Az drove like that.
They all do except ME!
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18 minutes ago, Raylan said:
Dogwood?
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4 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:
Because I'm right.
I know, not a meme, but worth it.
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3 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:
KERMIT!!
2 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:
The Muppet Movie. I wondered if anybody would get it. I know, I know.. not a meme.
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