Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
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3 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
Again, before anybody asks...
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4 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
please pass the Brain Bleach ....
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6 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
Only if they're being paid by the Government to be.
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1 hour ago, Buckshot Bob said:
A Soldier, a Sailor, a Marine and Airman got together and were talking about the differences in their respective branches of service.
The Marine asked, "Okay. You're in The Field and come back to your tent and find a scorpion in it. What do you do?"
The Sailor said, "I'd find something to scoop it into and get it out of there."
The Soldier said, "I'd take my combat boot and squash it."
The Marine said, "As for me, I'd stab it with my K-Bar, cut the tail off, and eat it!"
The Airman said, "I'd call down to the front desk and ask why there's a tent in my room."
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20 minutes ago, Alpo said:
I had to go digging through the meme thread so I could make sense out of your post.
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Maybe you need to go back and reread your math book.
Just shut up and enjoy the picture.
Which ever one you like.
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2 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:
Kermit!!!
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2 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:
Soylent Green is....
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1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
And some of you did it once too often.
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Democrats arrive for early voting.
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3 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:
Maybe that’s a undershirt and she’s not wearing any
I like the way you think,
but if you're right, she's peeing on the shirt.
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2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
You want your beer back?
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7 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
Your wife could come up with the idea on her own!
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1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:
Politicians.
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35 minutes ago, Alpo said:
The reason he's having to go back to the store, is it she asked for "carton", and he came in with "bottles".
The problem is that the woman was not precise. Milk comes in several sizes of cartons. Half pint, pint, quart, and half gallon.
A man would have requested he bring back a quart of milk, or a gallon of milk. Precision, thy name is not woman.
My wife always has something to add to the list when I'm going to the store. I get what she wants, but get asked "Why didn't you get the large size/ small size / only one?"
"You said get this. That's what I got. You didn't SAY large. small, five..."
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47 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said:
Stealth Fighter wing...
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1 hour ago, Ozark Huckleberry said:
Because you know what you did.
And if you don't, I'm not going to tell you!
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10 hours ago, Alpo said:
Around here we refer to that as watering the horses.
Wouldn't that be watering the hoses?
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Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes
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He's being facetious. Guns are ALREADY illegal in Chicago.