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Shortest poem ever:

                                                "Fleas"

                              Adam

                              Had 'em.

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9 minutes ago, Alpo said:

The book of Genesis, from a cat's point of view

 

On the eighth day God created dogs to keep the cat on its toes. 

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1 hour ago, DocWard said:

 

Criminy Joe, that one shoulda come with a warning! Now I need brain bleach for the image and to clean my computer monitor from the caption. I might have nightmares.

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45 minutes ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:

  

 

You trying to get Subdeacon Joe started up again?

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1 hour ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:

  

 

Hunter Biden job interview.

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30 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

My wife and daughter do this all the time. When it blows up in their faces, I make them say, "Always listen to the fat guy, the fat guy is always right."

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10 minutes ago, Alpo said:

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14 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Dodge does the same crap. I've had to buy a set of lugnuts for all three of my Mopars. Fortunately, you can get a full set on ebay for about $25. I've had the set on my Jeep for eight years with no complaints.

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7 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

OMG who is he and why do you think that's Australia 

My mistake.  I misread the OP and thought it was you.  Brain Bleach is on me.

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

I've been looking at that "AK-47", and I don't believe that's what it is. I don't think it's an AK-74 either.

 

RPD sniper rifle, maybe?

By the barrel length and the short magazine I think it's a Dragunov with the scope removed.

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37 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

A deep subject

For such a shallow mind.

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3 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

That's just discusting. 

Here ya go.

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7 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

But it's USELESS!!!!

So what's your point? It's a government regulation. MOST of them are useless.

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7 minutes ago, Alpo said:

 

Absolutely. There's a movie, many years back. THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN. There's these two girls riding in a Jeep. Got stuck. The driver is out of the Jeep trying to get it unstuck - dig it out or jack it up, I don't recall what was needed, it's been a while - while the other girl just sat there in the passenger seat with her shoulder harness on.

 

And these two guys come by, and they help the driver get the Jeep out of whatever is stuck in, while the other girl doesn't do anything but sit in the Jeep.

 

That night, in the bar, the two guys are telling the story of this, and about how the one girl not only didn't get out and help, but she didn't even get her fat ass out of the Jeep so it was a little lighter and easier to move.

 

And while they are telling this story, the two girls come into bar. The Jeep driver is pushing the other girl in her wheelchair. The second girl had been a downhill skier, and she broke her back and was a paraplegic. But sitting in the Jeep seat with her shoulder harness on, there did not appear to be anything wrong with her.

If he can still stand on his own hind legs, he can at least hold the kid's hand.

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1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Not enough information to tell.  Maybe back injury, or recent surgery, or some other issue not obvious from the photo.  

He could at LEAST hold the kid!

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And then there's THESE guys:

 

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40 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:

A VW woodie 

 

"Ran when parked".

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25 minutes ago, Equanimous Phil said:

Myself: Definitely influenced and therefore manipulated by different kind of media. 

There's a difference between informed, influenced, and manipulated. If you inform yourself from different sources that aren't just parroting the same story, and are actually thinking about the information, not just believing everything you read without question, you're probably not being manipulated. 

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3 hours ago, Equanimous Phil said:

 

If you weren't, you'd know. If you have to ask, you were.

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32 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

If you take the song "Born Free", and play it backwards, it's "Star Wars".

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3 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:

1974

 

And that's the ENTIRE Menu. Not like today where it takes 5 minutes to read the darn thing.

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1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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10 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

It's now a joke between us. Anytime I go to HD, she'll ask me to pick up some metric washers.

I don't know about that, as off size as most washers seem to be, I think they're selling Metric washers LABELED as SAE.

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1 hour ago, Buckshot Bob said:

Circle square, board stretcher, wood welder, 8/16 wrench, the apprentice is smart if they bring you a 1/2”, tube of elbow grease, conduit stretcher, left hand screwdriver, wire stretcher”doesn’t work if your on a farm” , bag of amps or ohms, replacement bubble for the level. That’s about all I can remember 

 

While in an 81mm mortar platoon, we sent newbies to the armory for a baseplate jack. In the Air Wing, sending them to the Tool Room for 100 feet of flightline or a bucket of propwash was common.