[It's Almost Friday Humor Thread]

41 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

Stretching exercise;

 

Head, shoulders, knees, and ouch! Knees and ouch!

Stand up... Sit down. Staaaand up, Sit Down! Staaaaaand up, come on, YOU CAN DO IT! Sit DOWN!

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

Usually that would be me.

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15 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 Some joker had stenciled a doe under the stag so the sign was Or, a stag springing surmounting a doe statant, and an orle, Sable.

Reminds me of the story of the woman who called the Highway Dept. wanting them to move the "Deer Crossing" signs. Her complaint was that too many deer were running across the road and getting by traffic there.

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15 hours ago, Alpo said:

 

 

PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED!

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12 minutes ago, Smokin Gator SASS #29736 said:

 

In today's world maybe he should be holding her purse.

In today's world he's probably holding his OWN purse, and counting on her to protect HIM.

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9 minutes ago, Alpo said:

And if he tries to find out, she'll say, "You know what you did, and if you DON'T, I'm sure not going to tell you!"

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1 hour ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

That would take a monumental degree of precision with specialized equipment and a basketball goal in a very exact spot on the planet. 

Not necessarily. The moon's, just like the sun's position in the sky varies with the earth's orbit. The shadows in summer are on the other side of the house in winter. Maybe just good timing on the photographer's part. 

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

The Original Rhinestone Cowboy. One of my favorites. 

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14 hours ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

More Photoshop. The moon travels thru the sky on an arc, not straight up and down. Since the camera is stationary, the moon would appear to the side of the goal. There are other clues too, but that’s the biggie. 
 

 

It might be possible that the basketball hoop happens to be oriented so that it's facing North or South so that as the moon sets in the West, it would seem to pass through the hoop.

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4 minutes ago, J-BAR #18287 said:

 

AFTER FEDEX TRUCKS MATE, WHAT DOES THE BABY LOOK LIKE?

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3 hours ago, Alpo said:

It depends on how big a snake you have.

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1 minute ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Think about the first guy that said "Let's eat the thing that comes out of the chicken's butt."

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38 minutes ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

He needs the Red Pill. 

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43 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I did not realize that that was his hand. I thought someone else was holding the phone up.

 

Does anyone actually do that? Turn the phone around and then try to push the button? I thought that was the purpose of the reverse-camera thing. So you can both see yourself when you were taking a selfie, and the button you have to push.

I think that the idea is that he's trying to take a picture while the phone is in calculator mode, not camera mode.

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2 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Second pic looks like O Hare.

Look at the Road signs. It's somewhere in Europe.

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3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

One has to wonder why #14 is necessary.

 

2 hours ago, Texas Joker said:

They rode their horse to the airfield

 

2 hours ago, Pat Riot said:

Now that you’ve read it you’ll never forget when flying, will ya? 

"They don't work on these new fangled velocipedes".

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48 minutes ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

Zip ties are good too.

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2 hours ago, Alpo said:

The Pope's pooper?

 

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1 hour ago, Pat Riot said:

Let's go to Comicon!

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29 minutes ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

I thought of that, but I don’t think there are Vice Grips large enough. There are practical considerations we need to keep in mind, after all. 

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24 minutes ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

What’s really needed is a pipe wrench to clamp down on the pliers handles. 

Nope, Vice Grips.

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52 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

And Canadians are sick, tired and broke from paying for them sh dung for brains.

Then quit voting for him.

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20 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

They usually made containers of birch bark and dropped hot rocks into the sap or if they were lucky, had access to clay pot technology.

From my Grandmother, I recall a story of her grandparents, heating water in a birch bark container. It can be done,if the flames are kept low and below the level of the water. 

I've never tried it.

Louis L'aMour mentioned this multiple times in his books, IIRC.

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32 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I TOLD her that I would need it someday!

 

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I had an Uncle that used to bring one of these to Thanksgiving Dinner.