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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

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  1. 10 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

    May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'BACK IN MY DAY, WE QUALIFIED WITH IRON SIGHTS IN THE RAIN, STILL DRUNK, AND WITH A LOOP SLING'

    Actually that could be me. 

    Edit: This guy doesn't LOOK like me, but the sentiment is right.

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  2. 28 minutes ago, Cactus Jack Calder said:

    Well, my misspent yout began in the 50's and continued into the early 60's.

    I won't admit how old I am, but I'm sure I'm not alone in that demographic.

    Fancy word, huh? :D



    Did you say "yout"?:P

  3. 18 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

    Our brother,  Sgt. C.J. did raise an objection to the White House message that seems to raise transsexual recognition day above the Resurrection. 

    It gets worse. Nanny Pelosi got into it too.

    Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) marked Transgender Visibility Day and César Chávez Day on Easter Sunday, though California state government offices will only observe Chávez Day on Monday, April 1.




  4. 1 hour ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

    Bazooka gum with the Bazooka Joe comic was the best. 

    I of course remember these things, but I just looked up Bazooka Joe comics on the interweb, just to see what's there. People are SELLING the darn things!

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  5. The only good thing a Restraining Order does is show a pattern of behaviour from the Bad Guy. 

    Kind of the same way a CCW shows that you're the good law abiding citizen if you ever have to shoot some jackass that richly deserves it.

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  6. 2 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

    But you won't be in the company of TW & Widder. ;)


    1 hour ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said:

    Then at least your wallet is safe :lol:

    So are the bananas.

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  7. 42 minutes ago, Cactus Jack Calder said:

    I’ve known that word since my early misspent youth. Hinky is indeed a situation or object that is not “right” as in suspect or just plain hinky! :wacko:



    I've heard it on Cop shows since the '70s

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  8. 20 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

    Sadly though, I have to admit I was born in that Kali like state. :( Moved when I was 5 and now mostly just travel thru!

    You can't help where you were born. I was born in Ohio simply because that's where my mother was and thought I needed to be close to her. ;)I left there at 22 and basically never looked back. You were smart enough to leave Massachusetts which shows that you've got at least some sense. B)Your hanging around here calls some of that into question though.:wacko:

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  9. 15 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

    "Sorry, we don't have any iced tea available"

    "So you're telling me that you don't have any water, tea bags or sweetener?"

    "Probably don't even have grits...now do ya?"

    They didn't.

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  10. 3 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

    Hey, I'm not particularly nasty, in most cases anyhow!

    When I say Pilgrims I specifically mean people in Massachusetts. I can't say that I've had a problem with anybody I've known from Vermont.

    I say "in" Massachusetts, because I've known people from Massachusetts who were good people, and once they left the place and found out how decent people act, said that they were never going back.

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  11. 2 hours ago, Pat Riot said:

    Now, see, that’s painting with a really broad Yankee profiling brush. I can guarantee you in the country parts of some Yankee states if you ask for iced tea any time of year you will hear “Do you want sweet or unsweetened, Hon?”


    Also, anyone that will not eat ice cream in the winter is someone to steer clear of ‘cause they’re pretty really mean people. The kind that put a hair in their milk and poke holes in the assorted chocolates at Christmas. :P

    Not saying anything specifically against Yankees in general, but Pilgrims are particularly nasty people and should be avoided if at all possible. Especially if you have a Southern accent.

    When I was driving long haul, I don't think I ever had a problem finding iced tea, even in Chicago. 

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  12. 8 minutes ago, Alpo said:

    When I first heard of this book




    The author was explaining how you knew if you were a southern belle. Two things stuck with me - she had a list.


    One was if you were in your fifties and you still called your father Daddy.


    And another one was ordering iced tea in a blizzard.


    She said that she was visiting some friends in New York City one time, and there was a blizzard blowing, and she and her friends went into this restaurant to get out of the snow and the cold. She noticed that half of her friends ordered coffee, and the other half ordered hot chocolate, while she ordered iced tea. That was when she realized that she was a southern belle.

    During my misspent youth in The Marines, I had the misfortune to be stationed at the Naval Air Station in Weymouth Mass. Weymouth is South of Boston a bit. Being a proud Redneck, I always used to order Iced Tea when out to dinner. I can't count how many upturned nosed waiters and waitresses told me that they didn't have Iced Tea because it was Winter and not Iced Tea season. I can't tell you how many, but it was the same number of places that I walked out of.

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  13. Just now, Rye Miles #13621 said:

    What’s with the lumps on his head?Are they supposed to be horns??

    Maybe that's the brain tumor that makes him think that this looks okay.

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