DocWard
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On 9/30/2025 at 8:49 AM, Alpo said:
There are only two times you can have too much ammo. If you’re drowning or if you’re on fire.-
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4 hours ago, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said:
Jerry Clower, the Mouth of the Mississippi!
He had one about Coon Huntin', where Marcel Ledbetter clumb up attair tree to shake out a Coon.
'Twarn't no Coon.
'Twas a Wild Cat and him and attair cat got into it and he's squallin' "Shoot! Shoot!" and his huntin' partner hollers up "I cain't shoot, I maht hit yew!"
Marcel hollers back, "Then shoot up here amongst us, one of us gots to have some relief!"
‘Tweren’t Marcel, it was John Eubanks, professional tree climber and great American. When he poked the coon he found out it was a lynx. Or as they called ‘em, “a souped up wildcat!”
It has brought tears to my eyes and pain to my ribs laughing many times since I was a kid!Marcel went at the beer joint with his talking chainsaw!
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On 9/21/2025 at 12:39 PM, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:
new euphemism encountered today
Mysterious Russian Death Syndrome
We've called it "the Russian Flu" since the days of Brezhnev.
More recently, people I know have taken to calling it "gravity."
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2 minutes ago, Smokin Gator SASS #29736 said:
What do you think all those other players are doing standing on the sidelines?
Watching? Not keeping the benches warm like they are supposed to?
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A great actor and director. He will be missed. My father-in-law was a huge fan of The Sting and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Kinda turned me into a fan. Come to think of it, I can't think of a movie of his that I've seen that I didn't like.
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I can remember the events of that day almost as if they had happened yesterday, and they still have the ability to haunt me. My heart ached as it never had before as I watched the events unfold, but, with all the hatred and division I am seeing in our country of late, and our willingness to attack and to kill one another, and with people I know and respect lashing out, and others dying by their own hand, I am more fearful for our future than I ever was on that day.
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20 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:
Yes.
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1 hour ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:
I can do both hands at the same time as well! I may be part Vulcan 🤪
Same!
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On 9/8/2025 at 9:50 AM, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:
What is unique about 8549176320?
Is that Jenny’s new number?-
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20 hours ago, Pat Riot said:
Can anyone do the Vulcan Hand Salute with both hands?
I can only do it left handed. I am right handed.
Yes, no problem.-
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This always brings a lump to my throat.
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1 minute ago, Boggus Deal #64218 said:
Bet not many will get your title…
This crowd will-
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On 8/23/2025 at 9:17 AM, Chantry said:
I need that!
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On 8/19/2025 at 11:05 PM, Pat Riot said:
You will never use the right lyrics in that song again!
When you wanna cook out, you gotta whip it out... Propane
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6 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
To Heck with you and your grid square!
-Field Artillery(I did not originally see it as "To heck with")
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Well, the good news is the permanent bridge is in place. I can at least eat my frustrations away with this flooring project! We discovered some rotten sub flooring by one of our patio doors. Now I know I'm in over my head, but no budget to have a professional in. We'll figure it out, though.
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5 hours ago, Dusty Devil Dale said:
If you don't have the rubber hammering blocks and metal extensoin cleats for seating laminate flooring at room edges, go down to HFT and buy their $15 kit. Everything is there. You cannot seat laminate adjacent to walls together properly without the clears, because there is no room for a hammer swing.
I have everything I need in that regard, it's just been a long process. Thanks, though!
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I would have to agree. If I can do a half decent job refinishing a stock, anyone with actual skills should be able to do a bang up job.
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So far the process has been slower than molasses in winter. Cutting for the various shapes around doors, vents, stairs and whatnot. At this point, we should start making some progress, but all I have to say is
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a carpenter!
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I just saw this. I will keep him and your family in my thoughts and meditations.
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18 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
..... what did you have for breakfast ? 😱
Bob's Red Barn Muesli. Mostly oats with slivered almonds and the like. I add blueberries and strawberries. I have been trying to eat on the other side, but it is generally soft, so I wasn't paying too much attention, then bit down on something hard. Seed, or I don't know what. Heard and felt the cracking sound.
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49 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:
Does the flooring require a kicker / angle nailer? Hate dental work, I'd have to procrastinate by doing the floor. We have something that is probabl;y similar, it has been very durable despite many large sets of dog claws over 15 years.
No, it is the snap in place type, theoretically.
Oh, and I said crown, I meant bridge. It broke in the middle, and moves slightly but seems to be staying in place. I will be calling my dentist first thing in the morning.-
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AB and I are getting ready to tear up carpet downstairs and lay down laminate wood flooring. I will try to check back in to let everyone know I am surviving.
The day started out ominously though, with my temporary
crownbridge cracking while I was having breakfast. It is staying on, but it is definitely broken.Did I mention wish me luck?
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tattoo query
in SASS Wire Saloon
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Yes.