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Abilene Slim SASS 81783

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  1. 5 hours ago, Alpo said:

    This has always tickled me. Cop show. The girl - it's always a girl - lives alone. She hears a noise in some other part of her apartment. And she calls out - IS SOMEONE THERE?


    I hear a noise at the other end of my house I go looking with a flashlight and a gun. HELLOOO??? Yeah, right.

    And in horror movies they’re always scantily clad. 

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  2. 2 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said:

    This reminds me of something that happened at one of my jobs,  an Air Freight carrier. N. American Van Lines had a package to pick up on Saturday. I was the only person there as all of the drivers were out on deliveries.


    It was a large package that required a fork lift. I told the two men, it wouldn't fit into their van's side doors. They poo pooed me rudely. I said okay and took the package to the side doors. It was about three feet too wide. Hee hee. I got the last laugh.


    I guess they didn't have this toy.

    We were at Nebraska Furniture Mart (a BIG box furniture store in our area) a couple of years ago. While waiting for them to bring our item from the warehouse to our car, we watched a couple try figure out how to put an item like a sofa, which was as large as their car, first in it and then on the roof. After 10 or so minutes, they gave up and it went back in the warehouse where I'm sure they made arrangements for delivery. Gotta wonder what they were thinking when they were on the showroom floor thinking they could take it with them.

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  3. 2 minutes ago, DeaconKC said:

    The show is about meth cooks, meth addicts lose weight like crazy.

    Interesting. Never seen the show. The few meth addicts I know don’t have weight issues. 

    Now back to our regularly scheduled program of memes. 

  4. 1 hour ago, Alpo said:

    Did anyone else, upon first glance, think the antelope was flashing? After looking at the picture closer I realize that's a mesa behind him, but at first glance it looked like he's standing on his hind legs holding his trench coat open.

    Nope. But it does appear (to me) he's wearing a Billy Jack style hat.

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