Texas Lizard
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4 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:
Pay some illegal alien to carry them over for you. No one stops them any more and the coyotes might arrange for free transportation for a return favor..
OK you owe me a new key board......
Texas Lizard
If I did....Would have to do it before January....Things might be changing.....
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I am also having problems with light bulbs...My state has seemed to have outlawed old fashion lights...Now I am trying to fit the right amount of brightness and color...The new ones I put in, are to white and to bright...So, I to go back get other lights that warmer and see how they look...What ever happened to 100 watts or 60 watts....Simple and easy.....LEDs crap.....
Texas Lizard
They if go one state over...I can still get the real light bulbs....I wonder if I can sneak by the border guards.....
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10 hours ago, Alpo said:
Anyone else look at that picture and start singing
Julie Julie Julie do you love me?
I never got pass her a$$.......
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2 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:
Yep! Good ol' Uncle P. TAYLOR Barnum really called that one...and look how they have perpetuated the breed since then.
Do not have took far to see results ....Just look at the government....
Texas Lizard
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Seem to remember someone called P T.......You know the rest....
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I thought you brought your wife along for the heavy work....
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4 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:
All of it.
My same thought....And you must one for you and one for all of us here in the saloon....
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12 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:
Can I send my falcon after it?
I think I remember something on that...Hawks being trained to do just that...Can not remember where I saw it at....
Texas Lizard
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If we cannot shoot them...Maybe we need hawk drones.....Capture in the air and take them down...
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He is lucky...I could not even get one day of quiet....
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Flip phone....No text.....No problem....
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4 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
Timely. Our power went out yesterday about 1545. Entire mobile home park was out because of a squirrel. We heard the pop. I checked our breakers, fine. Checked PG&E for outages, and reported it. Checked the FB page for our park, read about the squirrel. Power was back on in about an hour.
How is the squirrel??? Fried.....
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No such place....And they were weather balloons....
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And we all believe this..........
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Not a problem....Never drank any of it....Still do not like the taste....Give a cold beer.......
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I think those times in the 60s and early 70s we did have some good music...Not sure about today....Not sure if it is the age but find myself listening to the older stuff...
Just more enjoyable...
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Just an after thought: do quail migrate?
To the dinner table???
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And a hundred plus years later...And about a 3 minute gunfight....We are still talking about today....Got to love them movies.....
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Anyone using one for SASS and black powder?????
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After reading this...Then I remember there is something called the World Series....Forgot about it....
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A little early, by two months....Or 11 months late.....
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1 hour ago, Dr. Zook said:
I forgot to add that's it's ALL beach at the moment....
Could you sweeten that pot a little with say one old guy & a 🐴 donkey....
Old guy I am....DonkeyI don't have...But if you want jack aXX....There are many in government...
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18 minutes ago, Dr. Zook said:
Nope sold to Arizona....
However, we do have some nice future ocean front property adjacent to the bridge....
I'll take it.......I have this gold mine I will trade for it....It belong to someone name the Dutchman....You just have to find it...
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55 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:
Listen, I have this bridge for sale, interested?
London Bridge??
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20 minutes ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:
The polling place was packed with a long line. Still, there were lots of volunteers checking ID and registration and lots of voting machines. We were in and out in 15 minutes. We’re blessed our state and county make it so easy.
I hope our nation knows the results the following day like the old days, before computers got involved.
volunteers checking ID and registration....They are doing this??? I thought big wigs wanted open for anyone.....Just come and vote....We do care not who you are or where you come from....Just vote in our election.....
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The Great Escape
in SASS Wire Saloon
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Are you sure they did not flip negative?????
Texas Lizard