Texas Lizard
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A good ironing job help you move faster...Wrinkles will cost time...Will save you at least .001 to .003 seconds.....
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It makes no since jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft....
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2 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:
My gal has a light blanket hanging over the back of the loveseat couch, not the main couch. She gets cold easy, especially when the ac blows on her. I'm in Florida, it can't get too cold in the house for me. If it wasn't for how much Duke Energy costs, I'd set the ac on 72 and let it rip.
If she gets cold...You are not doing your part to keep her warm.....
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42 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:
I always see a Neanderthal or two when I go into town.
How many beers was that????
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Some say yes...Some say no....Just depends on who you ask....I say both....
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38 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:
How?
Ask or Crocodile Dundee style?
Kind of bars I used to go to...there was never ANY doubt.
One could get you a hot date....The other might be picking your self up....
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11 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:
I can't even imagine dating nowadays!
"Have you always been a woman?"
Prefer original equipment female..NOT designer added on...
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14 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:
Keep in mind that I haven't been a "regular" at a bar ever since the 80's so maybe things have changed....but I doubt it.
The key thing today...Double check the gender.....
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2 hours ago, Capt. James H. Callahan said:
Hmmmm. A new girl. That explains a lot. JHC 😊
Can't keep a good man down.....
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Does it come in a 4 inch barrel?????
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6 hours ago, Alpo said:
We don't want Ireland. Rosie O'Donnell moved there.
I notice that part of the island dropped a little more under water....
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Three XXXXXX for good
Let mind wonder...
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I guess I will stay with my spoon and hot water......Keep it simple....
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And the jar of instant.....
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Could you not spray water first....Then vacuum....Just a thought....
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The barrel is to long....
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4 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:
Sounds like a fancy new drink.
Could burn a little, going down...
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Busy horse and happy mares.....
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16 minutes ago, Texas Maverick said:
Then I must be a genius cuz my desk is so cluttered you can't even see it LOL
TM
Once in a while mistakes are made...
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My first thought was a Nightmare....Could you see getting up in the morning and see that....But it would be interesting on how it was made...
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11 minutes ago, No Horse Hair, SASS #77464 said:
How are the Horse sights mounted?
Normally from the left side....
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Like the horse head sight...Where did you get from?????
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22 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:
And we have to help pay to re-build parts of Los Angeles and other places that [should not have] burned.
Have we gotten an honest feedback why this was so bad....Or has everyone passed the blame.....
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5 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:
I was only conceived once😂
Yes that is true...But still two people to you to that point...One egg and one swimmer
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On 4/20/2025 at 3:30 AM, Rye Miles #13621 said:
We all celebrate our birthday of course but what about your Conception Month”? For example my birthday is in March so my Conception month is June. I’m going to start celebrating that month and probably buy me a new gun! 🤠
Can you figure out yours?😂
Buy two...It took two to get you where you are at...
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Skills I discovered I needed for shooting Cowboy Action
in SASS Wire Saloon
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I can understand why you do not have a problem with winkles...A good stretch ...
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