Texas Lizard
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My dad was Navy and his ship was part of the task force....I guess I have some family history for this date....
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What did you say your name was????
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No...Short answer...
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11 hours ago, Texas Joker said:
Alpo get a butter bell and keep your butter on the counter. It stays soft then.
I hope that does not extend to anything else in the house hold....
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10 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:
HA HA, when I was in HS a dime would do it and I carried 2 in my penny loafers!
In HS I remember the girls carried dimes in there bra....By then, they filled them up enough to keep them falling out....
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Yes, I'm going there again
Was she happy the first time????
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I also heard something about bad management on the high end of the company....Person running does not what they are doing....Not sure if this has anything to do with it...
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They never fit my hands....If it don't fit, no need....Just me and my hands....
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I hope that means you will Not model them here....
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4 minutes ago, MizPete said:
There's a lot of that you just do NOT want to see.
Does that mean if it went the other way....Would that be more of what you want to see...
Or taking the fifth...
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Forget the bikinis...Go natural....All over sun tan...
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On 3/26/2025 at 10:33 AM, Alpo said:
I have taken a few, in my lifetime. This or that job. But this was new to me.
Online story, and the high school athlete is taking one. When he goes into the stall to pee in the cup, the water in the bowl is "a bright neon blue".
I assume that is to prevent him from diluting his piss with toilet bowl water in the attempt to mask his drug use.
But in all the tests I've taken I've never seen that.
Has anybody ever taken one where they have colored the water in the toilet so you couldn't put some of that in your urine?
Wondering if that's a real thing or if the author just made it up.
The best advice I can give....Don't piss on your hands....
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Would not be able to make it today...Might upset someone....
Same with Blazing Saddles....
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I know for sure...It would not be the zipper....Too many memories growing up....
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1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:
Wherever Jimmy Hoffa is.
Ask Dexter Morgan.
Was he folded and drop in a barrel.....
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2 hours ago, Rip Snorter said:
Another version of "down the tubes".
Head first or feet first???
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On 3/16/2025 at 7:00 AM, Eyesa Horg said:
That sounds good for a mystery food joint.
At least no cats......
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Are you sure you want us to answer that question????
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Down periscope....Welcome Aboard....It's long story....
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10 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:
…or cat!!A certain section of town, here in the Nashville area, suddenly experienced a significant decline in the cat population!! A couple of months later, the health department closed down a few establishments that served Hindu/Indian cuisine!
Did the population of cats go back up????
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3 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:
That puts some spice to them.
That Chinese makes some what testee at times.....But have had around to long to trade her in....
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Oldest daughter and youngest grand daughter Happy Birthday....Even with the mix of Chinese blood in them....
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5 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:
Sadly its grey now
But our kids never stood a chance
Looking at your picture....Did you know what to do on your wedding night???
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2 hours ago, watab kid said:
works
Washington works.....When????
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Eastern Orthodox Ritual
in SASS Wire Saloon
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Most likely the priest at the bottom of the group...Trying work his way to the top...
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