Texas Lizard
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So what did say you are doing under your clothes???
Texas Lizard
Stop that, you will go XXXXX...
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I guess it is all back to working.....
Texas Lizard
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21 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
....... seriously considering recalling "man card" ...... !!
On cold nights 2 extra, sleep nice and warm....And I don't own any dogs.....
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12 minutes ago, bgavin said:
Good idea.
When you fall asleep, they will have somebody to talk to...😁
Sleep with two....I don't think so.......
Texas Lizard
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Short day, long night.....I guess I only need two girls for that night.....Maybe three....
Texas Lizard
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27 minutes ago, bgavin said:
Bill O'Reilly has a book in his "Killing" series: Killing England.
It goes into great detail about the brutal struggle for independence from England.This is a far deeper dive into history than one gets in public school.
I wonder if schools would ever go that deep into and teach it that way???
27 minutes ago, bgavin said:-
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I don't think so....Not even if I was drank........
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I thought this was in California.....We are only about 10 years behind and a little over priced....With no end in sight.....But we need it....It goes nowhere....
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1 hour ago, Pat Riot said:
California and Canada have a lot in common. Beautiful country and scenery.
Friendly people.
Lots of culture
The stupidest, most ignorant and most self absorbed morons in public office.
Sounds about right....
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On 6/27/2025 at 5:31 PM, Texas Red said:
You Folks in Callifornia sure have alot of gizmos.....
Texas Red
We also have topless house cleaners....I could send them your way....
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5 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:
Cut a small piece of aluminum beer can (or whatever) to use as a shim. Put it under the sight and reinstall sight. I've had to do that several times to various sights, never had one come back off.
Enjoy the beer the night before....Then put the can to use....
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Looks like you might be a little slow on the reloading....
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It would be just a big hole in the ground.....With lot of trash and maybe a few dead bodies...Weighted....
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No pictures you need to describe your item for sale....
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All that stuff folds up to fit the saddle bag....Newest thing for the movies...
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Shower with a friend...Of the opposite sex....Maybe two...Can save time and water....
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If all fails get a good nights sleep....And start fresh in the morning....Trouble shoot it piece by piece..One step at at time....
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Only if you have NO pants on while surfing.....And if you bleached your hair blond.....
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19 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:
What are the odds that they would find Alpo?
Well, he does live in Florida so that increases the odds!
If we are lucky...Maybe they will keep him....
Texas Lizard
Naaaa they will just return....We are still stuck with him.....
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6 hours ago, Doc Shapiro said:
Or one made of bourbon, neat.
Do they call that one a trans margarita???
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34 minutes ago, Doc Shapiro said:
This is my preference as well. Though I'm not so in liking of that particular drink...
There is always the virgin margarita......
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Worried about the summer...Try King Salmon, Alaska....Summer was light at 2 in the morning....Winter was a long night....If you had company, a long night was good....
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I prefer it is 5 o'clock somewhere...
Texas Lizard
Margarita Time
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1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:
They’ll catch up.
I guess my flip phone will catch up some day.....
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Oh, Happy Day!
in SASS Wire Saloon
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Did they loose something????
Texas Lizard